Among NBC’s new shows for the vaginally-inclined: “Up All Night” with Christina Applegate, the Whitney Cummings sitcom and Spielberg’s Broadway drama “Smash.”
‘Hitman 2′ will be more like the video games. How about making it more like a good movie?
Trejo joins “Sons of Anarchy,” Def joins “Dexter,” and I join The Intrigued Club.
The upfronts are coming up, so Fox executives are pressing the “Greenlight” and “Dump Unceremoniously” buttons with wild abandon.
Franco just did something else. He cast the lead in the new biopic he’s directing, ‘Sal’, about the life of Sal Mineo, the gay actor who played opposite James Dean in ‘Rebel Without A Cause’.
You know who’s in the house? Dr. Gregory House. That guy… is totally in the house.
Sutherland will star in ‘Slight of Hand’, about a gang of bush-league criminals in Paris who get ahold of a rare gold coin. Don’t put that in the Coke machine– damn it, too late.
Harrelson will play Haymitch (“Hey, Mitch…’sup?”) for Lionsgate’s adaptation Susanne Collins dystopian tween-o-thon.
There’s a reason to keep watching “The Office,” even though Steve Carrell is gone, and that reason is… somewhat interesting celebrities.
How would he not have more cuts and bruises?
Michael Cera is in a new indie movie. Is your head trembling, unable to process that shocking news?
Spielberg is too busy directing Lincoln and Executive Producing a whole bunch o’ stuff for ’39 Clues’. “Feed it to the Rat-Man,” he said.
‘Human Nature’ is about people becoming pets. We’d better get awesome litter boxes.
Fassbender is in talks to join Danny Boyle’s thriller remake ‘Trances’, where he’d play a regular old human art thief.
Charles S. Dutton (“Roc,” “House”) will star as Captain Cross, Head of the Department. In my book, he’ll always be Head of the “Roc” Department.
If anyone asks, “were you the robot dog in ‘Spy Kids 4′,” Gervais will just tell them “that was Steve Coogan.” It won’t work, but he can try.
Check out the spookeriffic poster for producer Guillermo Del Toro’s ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark’. Just remember: posters can’t harm you.
‘Daddy’s Home’ is a multi-camera sitcom created by and starring Baio, about an actor who used to play a TV dad. But there’s a startling twist…
After ‘Wild Wild West’, I thought the Western genre put a restraining order on Will Smith. If it did, nobody told Quentin Tarantino.
Anybody wanna buy a gigantic, cross-platform adaptation of Stephen King’s ‘Dark Tower’? I know a bunch of guys looking to sell.
As writer Mark Boal furiously adds a happy ending to the script, ‘Kill Bin Laden’ has found one of their leads: Australian actor Joel Edgerton.
Vaughn has joined the cast of Lay The Favorite, starring alongside Bruce Willis and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Hopefully his role is at least somewhat money.
All that childhood wonder in his eyes makes me absolutely sick.
‘The Three Stooges’ reboot was at one time going to be headlined by movie stars like Jim Carrey and Benicio Del Toro. Now it’s a bunch of 90’s TV stars.
Shakur wrote a screenplay called ‘Live 2 Tell’, which he wrote in prison, that just recently was purchased by NStar Studios. Some inmates beat up smaller guys for cigarettes, Shakur wrote a screenplay.
Jay Baruchel is looking to get his Final Draft on by adapting the comic ‘Random Acts of Violence’ and rewriting ‘Exorcism Diaries’.
Will you be able to get through an “Emmys” broadcast without falling asleep? Are you… a “survivor?”
Cooper played Perry White in the awesome 70s/80s ‘Superman’ movies, and started out as a successful child actor.
I don’t make nearly that much for crying, macho or otherwise.
Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman (‘Catfish’) have been hired to direct ‘Paranormal Activity 3′, not the making-of documentary.