Christina Applegate and Whitney Cummings, Both Ladies
NBC Picks Up A Bunch Of Shows For Chicks
Wednesday, May 11 by

Among NBC’s new shows for the vaginally-inclined: “Up All Night” with Christina Applegate, the Whitney Cummings sitcom and Spielberg’s Broadway drama “Smash.”

Hitman
‘Hitman 2′ Will Be Gamier
Wednesday, May 11 by

‘Hitman 2′ will be more like the video games. How about making it more like a good movie?

Mos Def and Danny Trejo
Danny Trejo And Mos Def: Now On Your Cable Television
Wednesday, May 11 by

Trejo joins “Sons of Anarchy,” Def joins “Dexter,” and I join The Intrigued Club.

Fox's Likes and Dislikes
Fox Likes J.J. Abrams And Zoey Deschanel, Christian Slater Not So Much
Tuesday, May 10 by

The upfronts are coming up, so Fox executives are pressing the “Greenlight” and “Dump Unceremoniously” buttons with wild abandon.

James Franco and Val Lauren
James Franco Does New Thing: Casts Lead In His Sal Mineo Biopic
Tuesday, May 10 by

Franco just did something else. He cast the lead in the new biopic he’s directing, ‘Sal’, about the life of Sal Mineo, the gay actor who played opposite James Dean in ‘Rebel Without A Cause’.

Cheerful Ol' Dr. House
Fox Renews ‘House’ For 8th Season In Brilliant, Yet Possibly Unethical Move
Tuesday, May 10 by

You know who’s in the house? Dr. Gregory House. That guy… is totally in the house.

Kiefer Sutherland
Kiefer Sutherland Forgets ’24′ For A Minute To Star In ‘Slight Of Hand’
Tuesday, May 10 by

Sutherland will star in ‘Slight of Hand’, about a gang of bush-league criminals in Paris who get ahold of a rare gold coin. Don’t put that in the Coke machine– damn it, too late.

Woody Harrelson
Woody Harrelson And His Awesome Weed Join ‘Hunger Games’
Tuesday, May 10 by

Harrelson will play Haymitch (“Hey, Mitch…’sup?”) for Lionsgate’s adaptation Susanne Collins dystopian tween-o-thon.

Non-Photoshopped Picture of Warren Buffett In Scranton
Warren Buffett Brings His Considerable Acting Chops To ‘Office’ Finale
Monday, May 9 by

There’s a reason to keep watching “The Office,” even though Steve Carrell is gone, and that reason is… somewhat interesting celebrities.

'Conan The Barbarian' Poster
Blood, Swords And Just A Hint Of Explosion In Classy ‘Conan’ Poster
Monday, May 9 by

How would he not have more cuts and bruises?

Michael Cera
Michael Cera’s Awkward Guy Schtick Is ‘Magic, Magic’
Monday, May 9 by

Michael Cera is in a new indie movie. Is your head trembling, unable to process that shocking news?

Brett Ratner
Brett Ratner Gets Spielberg’s Table Scraps: ‘The 39 Clues’
Monday, May 9 by

Spielberg is too busy directing Lincoln and Executive Producing a whole bunch o’ stuff for ’39 Clues’. “Feed it to the Rat-Man,” he said.

'Human Nature'
Aronofsky And Clooney Team-Up For Non-’Wolverine’ Movie?
Monday, May 9 by

‘Human Nature’ is about people becoming pets. We’d better get awesome litter boxes.

Michael Fassbender
Michael Fassbender Down For Some Art Thievery In ‘Trances’?
Friday, May 6 by

Fassbender is in talks to join Danny Boyle’s thriller remake ‘Trances’, where he’d play a regular old human art thief.

Charles S. Dutton
FX’s ‘Powers’ Pilot Acquires The Power Of Charles S. Dutton
Friday, May 6 by

Charles S. Dutton (“Roc,” “House”) will star as Captain Cross, Head of the Department. In my book, he’ll always be Head of the “Roc” Department.

Ricky Gervais and Someone's Dog
Committed To Making Quality Movies, Ricky Gervais Joins ‘Spy Kids 4′
Friday, May 6 by

If anyone asks, “were you the robot dog in ‘Spy Kids 4′,” Gervais will just tell them “that was Steve Coogan.” It won’t work, but he can try.

'Dont Be Afraid Of The Dark'
‘Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark’ Or This Poster
Friday, May 6 by

Check out the spookeriffic poster for producer Guillermo Del Toro’s ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark’. Just remember: posters can’t harm you.

Scott Baio
Nick At Nite Willing To Give Scott Baio A Sitcom
Friday, May 6 by

‘Daddy’s Home’ is a multi-camera sitcom created by and starring Baio, about an actor who used to play a TV dad. But there’s a startling twist…

Will Smith
Will Smith Rolls Into The Wild Wild Tarantino Western?
Friday, May 6 by

After ‘Wild Wild West’, I thought the Western genre put a restraining order on Will Smith. If it did, nobody told Quentin Tarantino.

'Dark Tower' or Jenga Tower: You Decide
Is Universal’s ‘Dark Tower’ More Like A Jenga Tower?
Thursday, May 5 by

Anybody wanna buy a gigantic, cross-platform adaptation of Stephen King’s ‘Dark Tower’? I know a bunch of guys looking to sell.

Joel Edgerton
Joel Edgerton Dumps Kristen Stewart To ‘Kill Bin Laden’ With Kathryn Bigelow
Thursday, May 5 by

As writer Mark Boal furiously adds a happy ending to the script, ‘Kill Bin Laden’ has found one of their leads: Australian actor Joel Edgerton.

Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn Continues Being In Movies With ‘Lay The Favorite’
Thursday, May 5 by

Vaughn has joined the cast of Lay The Favorite, starring alongside Bruce Willis and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Hopefully his role is at least somewhat money.

"La Luna"
Preview Still From Pixar’s ‘La Luna’ Looks Typically Magical
Thursday, May 5 by

All that childhood wonder in his eyes makes me absolutely sick.

Stephen Collins
‘Stooges’ Adds Real Star Power To Cast With Stephen Collins From ’7th Heaven’
Thursday, May 5 by

‘The Three Stooges’ reboot was at one time going to be headlined by movie stars like Jim Carrey and Benicio Del Toro. Now it’s a bunch of 90′s TV stars.

Tupac The Screenwriter
No, Really. Tupac Shakur Just Sold His Screenplay.
Thursday, May 5 by

Shakur wrote a screenplay called ‘Live 2 Tell’, which he wrote in prison, that just recently was purchased by NStar Studios. Some inmates beat up smaller guys for cigarettes, Shakur wrote a screenplay.

Jay Baruchel
That Nerd Jay Baruchel Spends All Day Reading And Adapting Books
Wednesday, May 4 by

Jay Baruchel is looking to get his Final Draft on by adapting the comic ‘Random Acts of Violence’ and rewriting ‘Exorcism Diaries’.

Mark Burnett
Fox Chooses Mark Burnett To Produce ‘The Emmys’ AKA ‘The Who Caresies’
Wednesday, May 4 by

Will you be able to get through an “Emmys” broadcast without falling asleep? Are you… a “survivor?”

Jackie Cooper, R.I.P.
R.I.P. Jackie Cooper
Wednesday, May 4 by

Cooper played Perry White in the awesome 70s/80s ‘Superman’ movies, and started out as a successful child actor.

"I have $32 in Schwarzeneggers"
Schwarzenegger Gets $12.5 Million To ‘Cry Macho’ On Camera
Wednesday, May 4 by

I don’t make nearly that much for crying, macho or otherwise.

'Catfish' Directors Joost and Schulman
‘Paranormal Activity 3′ Goes For Even Cheaper By Hiring Documentary Directors
Wednesday, May 4 by

Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman (‘Catfish’) have been hired to direct ‘Paranormal Activity 3′, not the making-of documentary.