Carrie's A Little Upset
MGM, Screen Gems Toss ‘Carrie’ Into The Reboot Machine
Thursday, May 19 by

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (the new ‘Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark’) will write the remake you’re gonna ask to prom.

Jennifer Lawrence
‘Hunger Games’ Pics: See More Of Jennifer Lawrence’s Glistening Katniss
Thursday, May 19 by

Totally digging the bow and arrow. Quiet, deadly, can kill from long distances. Very classy.

'Super 8' Is Turning Japanese
Japanese ‘Super 8′ Poster Adds Some Crazy
Wednesday, May 18 by

‘Star Trek’ fans, rejoice. The J.J. Abrams-patented excessive lens flare is back.

Jeff Conway
Yikes News: Jeff Conaway From ‘Taxi’ In A Drug-Induced Coma
Wednesday, May 18 by

I guess it’s not a surprise that an actor who appeared on VH1′s “Celebrity Rehab” OD’d, but it’s still sad news, nonetheless.

Stephen Fry
Smartypants Comedian Stephen Fry Joins ‘The Hobbit’
Wednesday, May 18 by

British actor/comedian Stephen Fry is The Master of your ‘Hobbit’ domain.

'American Reunion': Starring You?!
Ladies, Your Boobs Can Be Immortalized In ‘American Reunion’
Wednesday, May 18 by

There’s a part in the latest ‘American Pie’ movie for an 18-20 year old hottie. There’s also a part in my movie for one of those too… uh, yeah…

The Hauntrepreneur and Michael Bay, Finally Teaming Up
Michael Bay To Produce Brilliantly Named Film: ‘The Hauntrepreneur’
Wednesday, May 18 by

Paramount purchased the Scott Rosenberg (‘Con Air’) spec script ‘The Hauntrepreneur’, about a strange man who builds haunted houses. Sounds spooktacular.

Whiplash watches a lot of G4
Casting Round-Up: Olivia Munn, Allison Pill, Topher Grace, 50 Cent
Wednesday, May 18 by

Two of these actors will walk and talk for Aaron Sorkin, one will go blind and the other will flow ‘Gently Down The Stream’.

Robert Zemeckis
Against All Odds, Zemeckis Put In Charge Of Disney’s ‘Animated American’
Tuesday, May 17 by

Even after ‘Mars Needs Moms’, Robert Zemeckis somehow gets to produce more Disney animated movies. Amazing.

Jimmy Kimmel
Kimmel Jokingly Apologizes For ABC At The Upfronts
Tuesday, May 17 by

The gist of Kimmel’s stand-up routine was: our network sucks, but other networks suck too. So… give us your money?

A Historic Meeting Between Reagan, Gorbachev and Ridley Scott
Ridley Scott To Direct ‘Reykjavik’, Someone Else Will Spell It
Tuesday, May 17 by

Scott is attached to ‘Reykjavik’, about a famous Cold War meeting between Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev. Yes, but will it take place in the ‘Alien’ universe?

Gillian Jacobs
Gillian Jacobs Joins Steve Carell’s Not NBC-Related ‘End Of The World’
Tuesday, May 17 by

Gillian Jacobs (“Community”) will join Steve Carell (“The Office”) for Mandate’s ‘Seeking a Friend for the End of the World’. Will they do the secret NBC handshake?

Armie Hammer: Lone Rangerin'
“Hi Ho, Hammer”: Armie Hammer Is The Lone Ranger
Tuesday, May 17 by

Namey Award winner Armie Hammer, who doubled your Winkelvoss in ‘The Social Network’, is officially confirmed to star in ‘The Lone Ranger’ as… the masked guy.

Merlin at 27
Warner Bros Tentpole ‘Merlin’ To Be Written By Some Guy
Monday, May 16 by

No pressure, unknown screenwriter Ed Whitworth, but everybody at Warner Bros is counting on you. Again, no pressure.

John McCain's mind is elsewhere...
Ed Harris Looks Constipated In New ‘Game Change’ Pic
Monday, May 16 by

Here’s a peak at Harris as John McCain, wincing in front of his supporters, looking like a maverick. Fact: mavericks dress in ties and have up-tight posture.

Chris Pine
Pretty Boy Chris Pine Gets Down In The ‘Mud’?
Monday, May 16 by

‘Mud’ is about the team-up of two 14-year-old boys and an adult fugitive named Mud. Was he caught trying to steal a better name?

Tim Burton
Slow News Day: Tim Burton Bows Out Of Disney’s ‘Maleficent’
Monday, May 16 by

The film will star Angelina Jolie, but I guess if Johnny Depp isn’t involved in some way, Burton loses interest.

Chris Hemsworth and Kristen Stewart
Chris Hemsworth Is Kristen Stewart’s New Shirtless Love Interest In ‘Snow White’
Friday, May 13 by

Hemsworth was chosen to play the titular Huntsman in ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, the 9 bazillionth ‘Snow White’ movie currently in development.

Disney's Seal Team 6
Will Disney Trademark ‘Seal Team 6′ For Bin Laden Cartoon Musical?
Friday, May 13 by

Disney filed a patent on May 3 to trademark the name “Seal Team 6.” Yeah, even Mickey and pals wanna shoot Bin Laden in the face.

The Muppets Are Gaining On You... Slowly...
The Muppets Awkwardly Walk Towards You In First Poster
Friday, May 13 by

They walk with pride… and with the help of many, many grumbling Muppeteers.

Jamie Vanderbilt and Ridley Scott, Looking Sort Of Gritty
‘Spider-Man’ Writer To Get Gritty For Ridley Scott
Friday, May 13 by

Zodiac writer Jamie Vanderbilt is web-slinging his way back to crime dramas with ‘Red Riding’.

Seth Grahame-Smith Finds New Inspiration
Seth Grahame-Smith Sells Monsterless Script To Fox
Friday, May 13 by

‘From Mia With Love’ is a comedy about three virgin guys who order a Russian bride, in order to lose their v-cards. Of course, everything goes exactly as planned.

Are Terminator and Megan Ellison BFFs?
UPDATED: Lionsgate Vs. Megan Ellison: The War For Terminator’s Future
Friday, May 13 by

Megan Ellison won the war!

Ashton Kutcher, Just A Little Excited
UPDATED: Ashton Kutcher Joins ‘Two And A Half Men’, Charlie Sheen Screams Into Webcam
Friday, May 13 by

Let the inevitable Twitter battle begin.

Bunny Women, Yes. Wonder Women, No.
UPDATED: NBC Likes ‘Playboy’ Women, Not ‘Wonder’ Women
Thursday, May 12 by

Yesterday, NBC picked up a bunch of girlie shows for girlie girls. Today it’s all about odd dramas, or “oddmas” as I call them.

Craig Bierko
’3 Stooges’ Hires Actual Movie Actor Craig Bierko For Their Movie
Thursday, May 12 by

‘The Three Stooges’ cast – Will Sasso, Sean Hayes, the recently confirmed Chris Diamantopoulos – are all TV actors. Now that will change. *Thunder*

Channing Tatum texts: "b strpper 4 my movie,k?"
Alex Pettyfer Will Take It All Off For Channing
Thursday, May 12 by

Pettyfer will star in Steven Soderbergh’s ‘Magic Mike’, about two male stripper friends. Nothing bonds two dudes like women stuffing dollar bills into their speedos.

Johnny Depp's 'Dark Shadows'
Warner Bros Forces ‘Dark Shadows’ Into The Light With Release Date
Thursday, May 12 by

Three Warner Bros movies got release dates, so mark your calendars for ‘Dark Shadows’, ‘Rivals’ and ‘Journey 2′. Or just let their incessant marketing campaigns remind you.

Rajskub and Garlin, Worried For Their Safety
The Safety Of Jeff Garlin And Mary Lynn Rajskub Is No Longer Guaranteed
Thursday, May 12 by

No, it’s not because they’ve become so incredibly famous that fans might mob them at a Starbucks. They joined the internet meme turned movie ‘Safety Not Guaranteed’.

No Skull Can Contain 'The Expendables 2'
‘Expendables 2′ Teaser Poster Bursts Through Your Skull
Wednesday, May 11 by

I’m not sure I’d want anything bursting out of my skull, but seeing a chrome-plated “2″ bursting out of a metal skull is pretty awesome.