Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (the new ‘Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark’) will write the remake you’re gonna ask to prom.
Totally digging the bow and arrow. Quiet, deadly, can kill from long distances. Very classy.
‘Star Trek’ fans, rejoice. The J.J. Abrams-patented excessive lens flare is back.
I guess it’s not a surprise that an actor who appeared on VH1′s “Celebrity Rehab” OD’d, but it’s still sad news, nonetheless.
British actor/comedian Stephen Fry is The Master of your ‘Hobbit’ domain.
There’s a part in the latest ‘American Pie’ movie for an 18-20 year old hottie. There’s also a part in my movie for one of those too… uh, yeah…
Paramount purchased the Scott Rosenberg (‘Con Air’) spec script ‘The Hauntrepreneur’, about a strange man who builds haunted houses. Sounds spooktacular.
Two of these actors will walk and talk for Aaron Sorkin, one will go blind and the other will flow ‘Gently Down The Stream’.
Even after ‘Mars Needs Moms’, Robert Zemeckis somehow gets to produce more Disney animated movies. Amazing.
The gist of Kimmel’s stand-up routine was: our network sucks, but other networks suck too. So… give us your money?
Scott is attached to ‘Reykjavik’, about a famous Cold War meeting between Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev. Yes, but will it take place in the ‘Alien’ universe?
Gillian Jacobs (“Community”) will join Steve Carell (“The Office”) for Mandate’s ‘Seeking a Friend for the End of the World’. Will they do the secret NBC handshake?
Namey Award winner Armie Hammer, who doubled your Winkelvoss in ‘The Social Network’, is officially confirmed to star in ‘The Lone Ranger’ as… the masked guy.
No pressure, unknown screenwriter Ed Whitworth, but everybody at Warner Bros is counting on you. Again, no pressure.
Here’s a peak at Harris as John McCain, wincing in front of his supporters, looking like a maverick. Fact: mavericks dress in ties and have up-tight posture.
‘Mud’ is about the team-up of two 14-year-old boys and an adult fugitive named Mud. Was he caught trying to steal a better name?
The film will star Angelina Jolie, but I guess if Johnny Depp isn’t involved in some way, Burton loses interest.
Hemsworth was chosen to play the titular Huntsman in ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, the 9 bazillionth ‘Snow White’ movie currently in development.
Disney filed a patent on May 3 to trademark the name “Seal Team 6.” Yeah, even Mickey and pals wanna shoot Bin Laden in the face.
They walk with pride… and with the help of many, many grumbling Muppeteers.
Zodiac writer Jamie Vanderbilt is web-slinging his way back to crime dramas with ‘Red Riding’.
‘From Mia With Love’ is a comedy about three virgin guys who order a Russian bride, in order to lose their v-cards. Of course, everything goes exactly as planned.
Megan Ellison won the war!
Let the inevitable Twitter battle begin.
Yesterday, NBC picked up a bunch of girlie shows for girlie girls. Today it’s all about odd dramas, or “oddmas” as I call them.
‘The Three Stooges’ cast – Will Sasso, Sean Hayes, the recently confirmed Chris Diamantopoulos – are all TV actors. Now that will change. *Thunder*
Pettyfer will star in Steven Soderbergh’s ‘Magic Mike’, about two male stripper friends. Nothing bonds two dudes like women stuffing dollar bills into their speedos.
Three Warner Bros movies got release dates, so mark your calendars for ‘Dark Shadows’, ‘Rivals’ and ‘Journey 2′. Or just let their incessant marketing campaigns remind you.
No, it’s not because they’ve become so incredibly famous that fans might mob them at a Starbucks. They joined the internet meme turned movie ‘Safety Not Guaranteed’.
I’m not sure I’d want anything bursting out of my skull, but seeing a chrome-plated “2″ bursting out of a metal skull is pretty awesome.