Can’t wait for ‘Dark Knight Rises’? You can see Gary Oldman and Tom Hardy in theaters this year, albeit in a movie that’s not about Batmen.

You know you’re getting on in years when your IMDB page includes special effects for ‘King Kong’. Not the Peter Jackson one, or the ancient Charles Grodin one. The Fay Wray one.

Which director will Disney set sail with? Hey, that pun kinda works with the visual themes of the movie. Great.

Rumors say the producers of the Stephen King adaptation have put Hailee Steinfeld (‘True Grit’) at the top of their casting wish list. If she takes the part, she’ll get a $10 horse.

Marti Noxon (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), whose last name sounds like an element on the periodic table, has turned in a new draft adapting Seth Grahame-Smith’s bestseller.

At least the producers of ‘American Reunion’ are adding fresh eye candy into Universal’s penis-squashed new ‘American Pie’.

Next season, Rick Grimes and his Atlanta-evacuating company will be joined by fresh blood: Hershel, Maggie and Otis.

Hollywood hears you loud and clear. You said you wanted more ‘Yogi Bear’ movies, and goddamn it, they’re gonna make you more ‘Yogi Bear’ movies.

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, but who ladies call “Mr. Handsome,” is the focus of a new poster for ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2′.

Who will play such oddly named roles as Venia, Flavius and the tongue-less Avox girl?

After Las Vegas and Shanghai, Bradley Cooper wants to visit the Time Tombs.

Riding horses, battling beasts. Y’know, lady stuff.

Brazilian director Padilha (the ‘Robocop’ remake) is going into dangerous territory. Like, future Detroit dangerous.

Fox Searchlight is trying to spark (light up?) the interest of a certain audience via Twitter.

One of these actors will play Quatto. Is it… Jessica Biel?

Where are your seven dwarves, Kristen Stewart? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Two words: ‘Jennifer’s Body’. *Shudder*

Fukunaga (‘Jane Eyre’) will helm Focus Feature’s ‘No Blood, No Guts, No Glory’. Score another four points for a great title. Or “four score,” if you will.

Columbia Pictures has grabbed the US distribution rights for the film, to be written by ‘The Hurt Locker’ scribe Mark Boal. It’s a regular Hurt Lockereunion.

Director Matthew Vaughn plans to go all Multiple Man and make sequels.

Shelby, NC residents: find the big “District 12″ lettering and it’ll lead you to Tween Hollywood History in the making.

The dad from ‘Ghost Rider’ will meet Admiral Brigham from ‘Transformers’ in Gotham.

News from behind the Wall of Sound: Al Pacino, who will play Spector, is currently lawyering up.

Some posters you hang on your wall, others you look at on the internet to get psyched about an upcoming movie. Could you do both? I suppose… you could.

“If you’re going to jump a shark, jump a big one,” Gervais wrote on his blog. So… maybe a Sharktopus?

Joey King will play some kid, but what kid?

Warner Bros and Disney vie for Darren Aronofsky’s attention, while Wolverine heals his broken, mutant heart.

The actor has been light biking around the $100 adaptation of the popular graphic novel, ever since the project jumped spaceship from Disney to Universal.

The reboot machine computed David Mandel, a writer for Cohen’s ‘The Dictator’, was the logical choice for screenwriter.

Like the Force, nerds around the world feel a collective sense of joy, whether they know why or not.