There’s nothing weirder than a crazy ballerina who lezes out and thinks she’s turning into an evil bird, so writing a straight up sci-fi movie should be a cakewalk for screenwriter Mark Heyman.
When is a hit show possibly not a hit show? When everyone is DVRing it.
Also increased: the chances for an explicit lesbian sex scene.
Critic Roger Ebert sticks his downward thumb right into the audience, saying it’s stupid to pay top dollar for movies designed to give you a headache.
He might be #1 on the list to replace Keith Olbermann. I still think he should stick to selling microwaves.
Faris got harassed on the New Zealand set of ‘Yogi Bear,’ and the country said some things it later regretted.
Even the Nordic demi-god can’t fathom the scale of this film.
It sounds like the unholy child of ‘Step By Step’ and ‘Fight Club.’
James Franco is in talks to play opposite Kate Hudson in the ‘Deep Throat’ star’s biopic, because he needs more roles to cement his status as Hollywood’s leading manwhore.
Also up for auction were cars driven by Evel Knievel, Alice Cooper and Elvis. The theme of the auction must have been “Big In The 70s.”
Prolific producer Roger Corman, who will have completed a film by the time you finish reading this sentence, is creating another movie monster for you to kind of like ironically.
There’s a lot of lame elements to Wonder Woman, and if anyone knows about lame superhero shows, it’s NBC.
There’s not gonna be a Wolverine cameo, bub. However, you will get a very different take on Professor X.
Everyone’s favorite lamb silencer is in talks to play the ‘Psycho’ director.
The siren song of Harry Potter movie spoilers is impossible to resist…
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Lazy Eyes is looking to add a second movie role to his filmography.
The movie version of Fox’s retired hit drama ’24’ is not dead. It’s just been sitting in a basement, tied to a chair, waiting for Jack Bauer to waterboard the sh*t out of it.
A murderer with a creepy mask on is staring at you, while you stare at these pictures from the upcoming ‘Scream 4.’
Po the Panda Bear is coming back to theaters to fight his greatest enemy yet: the declining sales of ‘Kung Fu Panda’ toys, backpacks and other sh*t.
Of course, the most important part of the film will be blood gushing sound effects every six minutes, but I suppose plot and dialogue can’t hurt.
George Lucas is re-making the classic ‘Star Tours’ Disneyland ride and re-releasing the whole ‘Star Wars’ series on Blu-Ray. Is there anything he won’t “re-“?
Robert Downey Jr. is out, so the Disney folks called Johnny Depp. They used the telephone in CEO Bob Iger’s office that’s a direct line to Depp’s meditation cave.
Man, that’s some “X.” Maybe it’s the biggest X in eXistence?
We want to congratulate ex-NBC Chairman Jeff Gaspin for having gigantic balls, which apparently needed a very fancy washroom to be occasionally exposed in throughout the day.
Willow Smith may star as the ancient comic strip orphan in a new version produced by her rappin’ dad.
HBO Films must think the musical theater world is full of freaks, because they brought in X-Men director Bryan Singer to helm their upcoming Bob Fosse movie.
Meet the website that’s in every NRA member’s Google Reader.
In the end, it turns out the autistic boy’s life was the collective dream of everyone on the show ‘St. Elsewhere.’
The TMZ dudes recording the video with their Flip thought Spider-Man’s flip was hilarious. Yeah, I bet they’re laughing cause they can do that stunt a whole lot better.
Who’s to blame for ‘Cop Out’? Don’t look now, but I think the fat guy is glaring menacingly at baldy.