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Missing ‘Superman’ Producer Found, Was Lex Luthor Behind This?
Thursday, February 3 by

Ilya Salkind is alive. Thankfully, no one has to spin the Earth backwards and reverse time to solve this crisis.

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All ‘Snow White’ News Day Continues With Julia Roberts Casting
Wednesday, February 2 by

Not to be upstaged by Kristen Stewart, even though she totally is getting upstaged, Julia Roberts is close to nabbing the part of the Evil Queen in ‘The Brother’s Grimm: Snow White’.

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Viacom Brings Its Smartest Shows Back To Hulu: ‘Colbert’, ‘Daily Show’ and ‘Jersey Shore’
Wednesday, February 2 by

National productivity: your days are numbered.

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Johnny Depp Gets LEGO’d, Because All Things Must Get LEGO’d
Wednesday, February 2 by

Johnny Depp is the latest to get the LEGO treatment, specifically for his role as swishbuckler Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Captain America Shows Us His Little Bucky In New Movie Still
Wednesday, February 2 by

Take a sneak peak at Cap’s sidekick Bucky Barnes, and find out what director Joe Johnston has to say about Bucky’s new “bad boy” baditude.

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Good News: ‘Futurama’ Gets 8th Season, Thankfully No More DVD Movies
Wednesday, February 2 by

According to Katie Segal (Leela), Comedy Central is funding the continued adventures of Fry, Leela, Bender and Earth’s most unqualified crab-man doctor for another season.

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Kristen Stewart Is Neck-Bitingly Close To Playing Snow White
Wednesday, February 2 by

She’s probably as excited as a school girl staring at a vampire man’s chiseled, glittery abs.

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Zach Galifianakis May Co-Star In Yet Another Ryan Reynolds Comic Book Movie
Tuesday, February 1 by

Galifianakis and his awesome beard are in talks to co-star with Reynolds in ‘R.I.P.D.’

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NBC Cuts ‘The Cape’ Episodes, Show’s One Fan Is Outraged
Tuesday, February 1 by

When “Heroes” crashed and burned, NBC made a bold move and launched another generic-seeming superhero show in its wake.

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‘Fletch’ To Be Re-Imagined, Because Everyone Loves Re-Imaginings
Tuesday, February 1 by

I guess people like NBC’s ‘Community’ so much, they want to see one of Chevy Chase’s best movies remade, but not starring him?

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Dream-Steal His Way Into ‘Dark Knight Rises’?
Tuesday, February 1 by

Incoming message from the Big Giant Head: actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in talks to play a character in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming ‘The Dark Knight Rises.’

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Akiva Goldsman To Direct ‘Winter’s Tale’, But Not The Weird Shakespeare One
Tuesday, February 1 by

Mark Helprin 1983 novel ‘Winter’s Tale’ is about a thief and a flying horse, which incidentally would be a pretty badass getaway vehicle for a thief.

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Lisa Lampanelli Ready To Get Racist In New David Chase Movie
Tuesday, February 1 by

She’ll play a mother opposite James Gandolfini. It’s a match made in Heaven, and by “Heaven,” I mean the Tri-State area.

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Joaquin Phoenix Weirds His Way Into ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’?
Monday, January 31 by

We know that Joaquin Phoenix loves beards, so it makes sense that he’s attracted to a project about a man with a legendary beard: motherfreakin’ Abraham Lincoln.

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Tyler Perry To Play Alex Cross, Hopefully As Angry Fat Woman
Monday, January 31 by

Several distributors are considering the package and wondering, “I’d like a piece of that sweet, sweet Tyler Perry box office money, but is this really gonna work? Like, at all?”

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It’s Time To Meet ‘The Muppets,’ But Only The Logo. Maybe.
Monday, January 31 by

Kermit has been killed, cut up, and his chest has been re-sewn into a letter “M,” perhaps by the still-at-large ‘Sesame Street’ Killer.

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Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’ Coming To Theaters, Unless It Gets The Superflu
Monday, January 31 by

Executives at Warner Bros. and CBS Films have been beckoned by Mother Abagail to make a movie version of ‘The Stand.’

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‘Real Genius’ Co-Stars Kilmer And Gries Reunite For Film That’s Nothing Like ‘Real Genius’
Monday, January 31 by

It’s a dramatic bio pic that has nothing to do with ‘Real Genius’ or even lasers.

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Free ‘True Grit’ Comic Book Shoots Archie Comics In The Gut
Friday, January 28 by

Paramount released a free 24-page ‘True Grit’ comic book online. I’m happier than Rooster Cogburn after winning a lifetime supply of bootleg whiskey by killing the guy who was running the raffle.

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Steve Austin Hosts WWE Reality Show, Gets 3:16 AM Time Slot
Friday, January 28 by

Folks ‘Tough Enough’ to engage in highly choreographed fight routines will get a chance at a WWE contract starting April 1st.

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Bill Murray Shoves A Packers Fan Because He Is Bill Murray
Friday, January 28 by

Also, Murray busted the ghost of Packers legend Ray Nitschke by calling him “a p*ssy.”

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Oy Vey, Rogen and Streisand To Film Road Trip Movie
Friday, January 28 by

Barbara Streisand will play Seth Rogen’s mother in Paramount’s road trip comedy ‘My Mother’s Curse,’ and just thinking about that car ride gives me such a headache.

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Mia Wasikowska May Star In Chan-Wook Park’s ‘Stoker,’ Funny Name Lovers Rejoice
Thursday, January 27 by

The ‘Alice In Wonderland’ star is going through the looking glass, and into the magical, shockingly violent, teeth-pulling world of director Chan-Wook Park (Oldboy).

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Benjamin Walker To Star In Historically Accurate ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’
Thursday, January 27 by

The story might be about Abraham Lincoln fighting vampires, but it was lesser known actor Walker who fought a bunch of high-profile, blood-sucking (okay, maybe not blood-sucking) celebrities to snag the role.

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‘Thor’ Script Leak Reveals Stuff About Hammers And Gods
Thursday, January 27 by

We’ve got a few little spoilers the Marvel lawyers are apparently frantic about.

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‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’, This Movie Is From Planet Terrible
Thursday, January 27 by

Since the book was published in 1992, there have been no romantic comedies dealing with the many differences between men and women. Finally, we’ll have one.

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Kristen Stewart In Weird, Twitchy Talks To Star In ‘Snow White’
Thursday, January 27 by

Stewart’s apparently circling in on the role like a vampire swooping around a cute, but perpetually nervous looking teenage girl.

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‘Skins’ Creator Says “I Don’t Make Porn” While Fighting Giant Boner
Wednesday, January 26 by

Elsley and MTV are fighting back against “child porn” allegations and sticking to their fully exposed teenage guns.

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Viggo Mortensen To Star In One Of The Many New ‘Snow White’ Movies?
Wednesday, January 26 by

Viggo Mortensen could go from being a King in ‘Lord of the Rings’ to a lowly huntsman taking orders from bitchy/hot Queen Charlize Theron in ‘Snow White and The Huntsman.’

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Javier Bardem To Star In ‘Dark Tower’ Movie-TV Series Hybrid Thing?
Wednesday, January 26 by

Ron Howard choosing Oscar-winning Spanish actor Javier Bardem over Christian Bale for his latest project was not the result of a creepy coin toss.