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‘Captain America 2′ In Development: Why’d They Wait So Long?
Thursday, February 10 by

Marvel knows you better than you know yourself.

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Billionaire Heiress Is Cool, Finances P.T. Anderson Scientology Movie
Thursday, February 10 by

It’s nice to hear about one heiress who’s doing something legitimately un-heiress-like.

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Time Is Not Moving Backwards, But ‘Memento’ Is Back In Theaters
Thursday, February 10 by

We have all the info here, and there’s no need to tattoo this blog post across your chest.

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Sheen To Pay ‘Two And A Half Men’ Crew For Hiatus. How Much For Permanent Hiatus?
Thursday, February 10 by

Charlie Sheen is going to help the crew… sort of.

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‘The Hobbit’ Cast Without Makeup Is Just A Sausage Party
Thursday, February 10 by

A nice press conference photo before they spend every day of next year wearing heavy robes, caked in pounds of make-up, sweat and their own tears.

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Schwarzenegger Is Back, His Catchphrase Foretold This
Thursday, February 10 by

He’ll be vying for starring roles again, but can he arm wrestle away these parts from current action stars like Matt Damon?

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J. J. Abrams Sells New Sci-Fi Drama, Nation Shocked
Thursday, February 10 by

In Hollywood, you can go to a bank, give them a new sci-fi drama pilot script with J. J. Abrams’ name attached, and the bank will give you money. It’s basically currency.

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‘Wonder Woman’ Ropes In Director Jeffrey Reiner With Ridiculous Truth Lasso?
Wednesday, February 9 by

This show will take Wonder Woman completely seriously, with her lie detector lasso and invisible plane you can see the pilot inside.

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New ‘X-Men: First Class’ Pic Reveals Magneto’s Crazy Room
Wednesday, February 9 by

“Would you like to see my collection of expensive, metal wall plate thingies?”

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Shane Black May ‘Bang Bang’ Out ‘Iron Man 3′
Wednesday, February 9 by

Seems like #3 in these Marvel trilogies is the easiest to screw up (see ‘Spider-Man 3′, ‘X-Men 3′, or better yet – don’t), but Black is a strong candidate.

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Old People Alert: Annette Bening and Morgan Freeman To Star In Rob Reiner Movie
Wednesday, February 9 by

It’s a movie I hope will make ‘The Bucket List’ look like the next ‘Spy Kids’ installment.

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‘Highlander’ Gets ‘Twilight’-ified, Because That’s Where The Money Is
Wednesday, February 9 by

Summit hired ‘Twilight Saga’ writer Melissa Rosenberg to pen their upcoming reboot/remake/refart of ‘Highlander.’

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T-1000 And Friends Invade Denzel Washington’s ‘Safe House’
Tuesday, February 8 by

There ain’t no party like a ‘Safe House’ party, and look who’s invited to the film: Robert Patrick, Brendan Gleeson, Liam Cunningham and Sam Shepard.

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If Sony Helps Sad Old MGM, We Get ‘Red Dawn’, ‘Cabin In The Woods’
Tuesday, February 8 by

Luckily, there’s a deal in the works that will save these films from a fate worse than a Commie invasion: sitting on the shelf for even longer than they already have.

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Ed Harris and Diane Keaton Star In ‘Look of Love’, Moms Ready To Love It
Tuesday, February 8 by

I will happily buy this for my mom for Christmas on DVD, as long as she doesn’t expect us all to watch it.

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‘Snakes On A Plane’ Director Comes Up With Amazing New Joke Title
Tuesday, February 8 by

It’s lazier than this excerpt I’m writing right now.

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Selena Gomez To Star In ’13 Reasons Why,’ God Why?
Tuesday, February 8 by

The film is about a guilt trip from beyond the grave…

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Jodie Foster Opens Her ‘Beaver’ Wide On May 6th, Not In March
Monday, February 7 by

The crazy Mel Gibson puppet movie has a later release date.

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Super Bowl Blooper Girls Fergie and Aguilera Stick Together
Monday, February 7 by

Fergie defending Christina Aguilera is like Gallagher defending Carrot Top.

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Paul Haggis Goes All ‘South Park’, Takes Big Dump On Scientology
Monday, February 7 by

Director Paul Haggis (‘Million Dollar Baby’) was a Scientologist and he wants you to know those guys suck.

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Mr. Levy Will Turn ‘Mr. Men’ Into Little Miss Potential Movie Franchise
Monday, February 7 by

Fox is going to transform the ‘Mr. Men’ series of children’s books into an animated feature film, directed by Shawn Levy. No need to panic – I already hit the “Ruining My Childhood” button.

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‘Smallville’ Ends May 13th, Avoided Cancelation For 10 Years
Monday, February 7 by

Will you marathon the first nine seasons before watching the final 10th season? For most of you, maybe even 99.9% of you, I’m guessing the answer is “no.”

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The Queen Liked ‘King’s Speech’, Totally Hated ‘Tron’
Friday, February 4 by

Royal movie critic Queen Elizabeth II saw Academy Award nominated movie The King’s Speech and gave it four and a half corgis. That’s right, she sacrifices dogs whenever she sees a movie.

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CBS Buys Sitcom From Professional Adam Sandler Friend Rob Schneider
Friday, February 4 by

Deuce Bigalow is ready to get back into TV. I wonder how he got the confidence, with no one around to tell him that *he* can do it.

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New Bond Villain Might Be Ralph Fiennes, Potter/Bond Crossover Anyone?
Thursday, February 3 by

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named might very well get named as part of the new James Bond cast.

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New Female Lead In ‘Superman’ Means More Hotties On Zack Snyder’s Casting Couch
Thursday, February 3 by

With limey bastard Henry Cavill as Supes, the girls up for a big mystery part are Diane Kruger, Rosamund Pike and Alive Eve.

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Ben Affleck May Direct Political Drama That – “Surprise” – Clooney’s Attached To
Thursday, February 3 by

‘Argo’ is a movie that wants Ben Affleck to direct it. Ben Affleck says, “take a number, movie.”

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Sheen Plans TV Return In February, Strip Club Return In April
Thursday, February 3 by

Charlie Sheen’s reps believe one and a half men will become “Two and a Half Men” again by late February. Damn it, we were just beginning to enjoy the “Men”-lessness.

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‘Fast Five’ Poster Is Faster, Furiouser, Five-ier
Thursday, February 3 by

Five times the car chases. Five times car crashes. Five times the car motion blurs lines.

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Eva Green Enters ‘Dark Shadows’ Of Goth Pals Depp and Burton
Thursday, February 3 by

Green will play a witch who turns Johnny Depp into a vampire. If box office trends are any indication, Depp was going to have to become a vampire at some point anyway.