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‘Pretender’ Stars Oscar Winner Melissa Leo, Oscar Nom Jesse Eisenberg, Oscar-Nothing Tracy Morgan
Monday, February 28 by

I’d like Tracy Morgan to make a good movie for once. Let’s make this happen, everybody.

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Josh Brolin Developing ‘Hunchback’ For Tim Burton To Ruin
Monday, February 28 by

Tim Burton’s ‘Hunchback of Notre Dame’? I can picture the Hot Topic merchandise already.

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R.I.P. Jane Russell
Monday, February 28 by

Russell is best known as Marilyn Monroe’s pal-around gal in ‘Gentlemen Prefer Blondes’, but she was no second banana in the boob department: my favorite of the departments.

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Michael Fassbender Confirms ‘Prometheus’ Is Sorta, Kinda ‘Alien’-y
Friday, February 25 by

In addition, Fassbender quietly confirms the kind of character he’s playing. Hint: It may not be human, you guys.

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Don Johnson Finally Becomes ‘A. Mann’ For NBC
Friday, February 25 by

Don Johnson is sailing back into network TV waters. Now he’s trading his trademark white suit for whatever it is not-gay Beverly Hills hairdressers wear.

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Jon Chu To Direct ‘GI Joe 2′, Will Justin Bieber Play Sgt. Slaughter?
Friday, February 25 by

Under the influence of intense Bieber Fever, Paramount decided to reward ‘Never Say Never’ director Chu by choosing him to helm ‘GI Joe 2′.

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Will Viggo Mortensen Get A Zod-On In ‘Superman’ Reboot?
Friday, February 25 by

Viggo Mortensen (‘Lord of the Rings’) may play General Zod, the villanous scientist who kindly requests we kneel before him.

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‘Rango’ Somehow Manages To Be Controversial
Thursday, February 24 by

A cartoon western about talking animals has pissed off a major group. No, it’s not the National Bunched Panties Association.

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Spend All Your Money To Reunite The Cast Of ‘Fresh Prince’
Thursday, February 24 by

Win a charity auction and attend a private dinner reunion of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” cast. I can sense you doing the Carlton as you read this.

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Gyllenhaal and Maguire Battling For ‘Bourne Legacy’ Lead
Thursday, February 24 by

Who will become the next one-man ultimate killing machine?

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The Aliens In ‘Prometheus’ Are ‘Alien’ Aliens, But Not Exactly?
Thursday, February 24 by

The rumor is that the film features the ‘Alien’ aliens, but in a different form. Maybe they’re all Cloverfields now?

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‘Toy Story’ Goes Hawaiian In New Shorts That Hopefully Won’t Make Us Cry
Thursday, February 24 by

Hopefully these “Hawaiian Vacation” shorts won’t end in Mr. Potato Head getting buried at sea or something.

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‘Two And A Half Men’ Season Over Cause Charlie Sheen Called Chuck Lorre A Pussy!
Thursday, February 24 by

Calling a dude a “pussy” is funny, but when doing so possibly ends the run of a terrible, yet somehow endlessly successful TV sitcom – that’s hilarious.

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Yeah, But THIS Zombie Movie Is About Cats And Dogs
Wednesday, February 23 by

I’m experiencing serious zombie-fatigue, and the fact that Air Bud’s buddies are getting into the genre with the CG animated ‘Zombie Pet Shop’ is not helping.

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‘Clash Of The Titans 2′: More Realistic, More Crazy Monsters
Wednesday, February 23 by

According to director Jonathan Liebesman, ‘Clash 2′ will be more “real” and “grounded” in reality than the first one. Though the sequel is also about Greek dudes killing freaky monsters.

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R.I.P. Justin Tennison From ‘Deadliest Catch’
Wednesday, February 23 by

Discovery Channel star Justin Tennison was found dead in an Alaska hotel room.

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‘King’s Speech’ Director Gave ‘Iron Man 3′ An Iron Middle Finger
Wednesday, February 23 by

Tom Hooper said that he was offered the job of directing drunken Tony Stark & pals, but turned Marvel down. He may direct a film version of the hit Broadway musical ‘Les Miserables’ instead.

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Fans Attempt To Buy The Rights To ‘Firefly’, Establish Whedonism As Religion
Wednesday, February 23 by

“Firefly” fans are hardcore and extremely unwilling to find a new thing to obsess over.

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Anyone Have The Balls To Make The Rupert Murdoch Biopic?
Wednesday, February 23 by

The blacklisted screenplay ‘Murdoch’ is an “intimate family drama” about the ultra-powerful News Corp CEO, full of good old fashioned family backstabbing.

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Hilariously, Bill Murray Hasn’t Even Read The ‘Ghostbusters 3′ Script
Tuesday, February 22 by

I once heard that Murray didn’t like the current script for ‘Ghostbusters 3′, but that internet rumor has now been busted by Venkman himself.

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Even More ‘Captain America’ Photos Run Up The Flagpole
Tuesday, February 22 by

Director Joe Johnston will draft us all into WWII this summer. Here are some pics of what you can expect to see during your tour of duty.

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‘GI Joe 2′, A Movie About Toys, Will Make Sense Even If You Haven’t Seen The First One
Tuesday, February 22 by

If you didn’t see ‘GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra’, not to worry – Hasbro still wants your money.

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Jessica Biel And Uma Thurman To Star In Soccer Comedy, Will They Take Their Shirts Off?
Tuesday, February 22 by

Though I get bored watching soccer, it’d be hard for me to get bored staring at Jessica Biel and Uma Thurman. So I’m gonna call the new soccer movie ‘Playing The Field’ a tie.

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Louis Leterrier To Direct Sci-Fi Movie ‘G’, Sesame Street Is Buzzing
Tuesday, February 22 by

Will there be a ‘G-Force’ cameo? I am literally holding my breath right now, hoping that will happen.

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‘Inception’ Cast Signed For Sequels, And We Assume Sequels Within Sequels
Tuesday, February 22 by

Pull out those kooky suitcases, cause we’re all going back to ‘Inception’ Land… maybe.

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John August To Adapt ‘Lovecraft’ For Film, All Hail Cthulhu
Tuesday, February 22 by

The multi-tentacled monster of awesome that is H.P. Lovecraft’s mythology is slowly making its way to the big screen again.

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Director’s Cut Of Justin Bieber Movie Coming To Theaters, Try To Contain Your Excitement
Monday, February 21 by

My Bieber Fever is so out of control, I can barely type these words, cause my hands are shaking. Also, is frequent vomiting a symptom?

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Anime With Normal Name, ‘Star Blazers’, May Come To Big Screen
Monday, February 21 by

Producer David Ellison (‘True Grit’) wants the film rights to the “Star Blazers” space opera anime. Actually, it’s already been made into a live action movie, but the Japanese did it, so that doesn’t count.

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‘Dark Knight’ News: Bane Won’t Be Masked Muscle Freak Lame-O, Fans Outraged
Monday, February 21 by

Tom Hardy tells us a little about the new Bane of our existence.

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Hobo With A Shotgun Aims For Vampires In ‘Dracula 3D’
Monday, February 21 by

Remember how sucky ‘Van Helsing’ was? Now that Rutger Hauer (‘Hobo With A Shotgun’) is taking on the role in ‘Dracula 3D’, you can stake those bad memories right outta your brain.