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Shocking News: J.J. Abrams’ New Series Gets Greenlight
Tuesday, March 8 by

If you’re a potential series like “Alcatraz,” how do you escape from pilot prison into the TV schedule? Answer: a “Created by J.J. Abrams” tattoo.

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New ‘X-Men: First Class’ Posters Feature Heads Floating On Groins
Tuesday, March 8 by

The marketing team behind these ‘X-Men: First Class’ posters have revealed their mutant power: they can create images that boggle the mind with terribleness.

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Charlie Sheen Replacement List: Who Is Sheen’s Next Twitter Target?
Tuesday, March 8 by

A few other actors who have a chance at “winning” a lead on “Two and a Half Men.” The list includes John Stamos, Martin Sheen and… Heather Locklear?

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‘Bad Teacher’ Poster Deserves A “B-”
Tuesday, March 8 by

Things I like: Cameron Diaz’ legs.

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New ‘Source Code’ Posters Range From Classy To Crazy
Tuesday, March 8 by

In the first one, star Jake Gyllenhaal goes to Square Town. In the second, he’s walking around Clocksville, USA.

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John Cusack To Dick Around In ‘Dictablanda’
Monday, March 7 by

Director Alejandro Agresti (‘The Lake House’) will helm ‘Dictablanda’, which sounds like a furniture line at IKEA.

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‘Tomb Raider’ Gets Rebooted, Reboobed
Monday, March 7 by

It’s likely there’ll be no more expensive “old” Angelina Jolie. A cheap young hottie will likely wear two gun holsters and not much else.

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Ridley Scott’s ‘Monopoly’ Is Still A Thing
Monday, March 7 by

Everyone’s excited about Ridley Scott’s ‘Prometheus’, which is why Hasbro wants to spoil the fun and remind you that Scott is still attached to the Monopoly movie.

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Universal Buys ‘Dirty Grandpa’, Which Is Not A Porno
Friday, March 4 by

The title sounds like one of those softcore 80s comedies you’d see while browsing at Blockbuster.

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‘GI Joe 2′ Has A Release Date, Unfortunately
Friday, March 4 by

‘GI Joe 2′ and ‘Hugo Cabret’ get release dates from Paramount. The first one they can keep for themselves, thank you.

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Warning: ‘Bridget Jones 3′ Is Now In Progress
Friday, March 4 by

“Oh my god, there’s gonna be another ‘Bridget Jones’ book and movie,” shrieks your girlfriend.

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Ken Marino Dips His Balls In ‘Home Game’ With Rob Riggle
Friday, March 4 by

“Party Down” actor Ken Marino is coming to CBS. Hopefully, it won’t be like when “The State” left MTV for CBS. *Shudders*

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New ‘Blade Runner’ Producer Wants Christopher Nolan, Because Of Course He Does
Friday, March 4 by

‘The Dark Knight’ is Alcon Entertainment’s template for ‘Blade Runner’. Now, if they could only get that ‘Dark Knight’ guy…

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Get Red With Rage Over New ‘Thor’ Posters
Friday, March 4 by

Not digging these new posters. They look like someone took perfectly good ‘Thor’ publicity stills and tried to make a few terrible Calvin Klein ads.

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Will Batman Get Batplane To Avoid Flying Coach?
Thursday, March 3 by

Put on your capes and Batman underoos over your jeans, geeks. It’s time to nerd out about Batman’s ride.

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‘Resident Evil 5′ And ‘Ides Of March’ Have Fall Release Dates, Nothing Else In Common
Thursday, March 3 by

Oh, and they’re both Sony films. But that’s it, everybody.

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‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Starts Shooting In January 2012 Or Maybe Not
Thursday, March 3 by

Are you ready for more ‘Mad Max’? Well, ask your local weatherman to make it happen.

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Julianne Hough Dancing With Crazy Star Tom Cruise In ‘Rock Of Ages’
Thursday, March 3 by

I don’t see many musicals, but if I did, I might break out into song about the Broadway musical ‘Rock of Ages’ being Hough’s big new starring role.

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Funny, Schlubby Comedian Joins Apatow Movie In Casting Shocker
Thursday, March 3 by

Chris Pratt (“Parks and Recreations”) is another laid back, bearded comedian who can pinch hit for Seth Rogen. Rhys Ifans is also in talks to play a role.

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Diane Lane To Play Superman’s Mom, Call Him During Battles
Wednesday, March 2 by

Oscar nominee Diane Lane (‘Secretariat’) has been cast in Zack Snyder’s ‘Superman’ reboot, alongside Mr. Britishy Brit winner Henry Cavill as Capeguy himself.

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Tim And Eric Movie To Feature Zach Galifianakis, Will Ferrell, Abandoned Mall
Wednesday, March 2 by

With big stars signed on, Adult Swim’s “Tim & Eric Awesome Show” is planning on taking over the big screen… but what will they do to it, exactly?

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‘Avengers’ Villain Revealed In Upcoming Secret Trailer Or By Clicking Here
Wednesday, March 2 by

Listen up, True Believers. Our secret sources at The Daily Bugle say the villain for Joss Whedon’s ‘The Avengers’ is…

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Fanboys, Take Note: ‘The Hobbit’ May Have Two Titles
Wednesday, March 2 by

J.R.R. Tolkein fans expect more naming bang for their buck with Peter Jackson’s upcoming epic two-parter, ‘The Hobbit’. Two names may rule us all, but what’ll those sub-headers be?

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Barry Levinson To Make O.K. City Bombing Film With ‘Disaster Movie’ Producer
Wednesday, March 2 by

Director Barry Levinson (‘Wag The Dog’) will tackle current events again with O.K.C., a drama about the Oklahoma City bombing. One of the guys behind ‘Vampires Suck’ is involved.

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Breathe Easy: There Will Be A ‘Percy Jackson’ Sequel
Tuesday, March 1 by

It’s been confirmed that ‘Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters’ is officially being worked on. My hands are trembling with excitement as I type this.

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Christina Ricci Stars In 1960s Drama That’s Totally Not Just Like ‘Mad Men’
Tuesday, March 1 by

It’s a soapy drama that takes place in the swingin’ 60′s, about the lives of sexy stewardesses back when it was okay to call them that. And slap their butts in public.

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Some Kid Named Eleanor Tomlinson To Star In ‘Jack The Giant Killer’
Tuesday, March 1 by

She sent other ladies home with not so much as a sack of beans, so Tomlinson gets to star alongside Stanley Tucci and Ewan McGregor in the Bryan Singer directed film.

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Yeah, But THIS Zombie Movie Stars Nicholas Hoult
Tuesday, March 1 by

Actors will be asking him for tips now whenever he walks to Pinkberry, cause Hoult just scored another starring role, this time in Summit’s zombie film ‘Warm Bodies’.

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Jonah Hill To Awkwardly Direct First Movie?
Tuesday, March 1 by

A film with aliens, a zombie, and a vampire might also have a Jonah Hill to direct.

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‘Devil May Cry’ Fans May Cry Over Bad Game-To-Movie Adaptation
Monday, February 28 by

Screen Gems is gonna load Capcom’s ‘Devil May Cry’ into the Hollywood Game System and press play, in order to make some serious gold coin.