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Joel Silver Gives Stallone A ‘Bullet To The Head’
Friday, June 10 by

Rocky’s brought back an old producer pal-o for his New Orleans hitman movie.

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‘Attack The Block’ Sets Invasion Date For This Summer
Friday, June 10 by

If you want an indie, Shaun of the Dead-ie take on aliens… it’s coming… soon.

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Alan Arkin Set To Trick A Bunch Of Iranians In ‘Argo’
Friday, June 10 by

Everyone knows that in the mid-70s, the Iranians hated Alan Arkin.

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Shepard Fairey’s ‘They Live’ Poster Is An Awesomeness Conspiracy
Thursday, June 9 by

Fairey brought us the now famous “Hope” poster that helped put President Obama in the White House. But does Fairey now believe that the president is also a secret alien?

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Looney Tunes Go Thwee-Dee (3D) In New Theatrical Shorts
Wednesday, June 8 by

…and that, folks, is far from all, because we have a preview image from “Daffy’s Rhapsody.”

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MGM Animates Punk Rock Farm Animals To Amuse Families
Wednesday, June 8 by

They’re adapting the children’s book ‘Punk Farm’ into a CG film. Will the soundtrack include “Baconkrieg Bop?”

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Universal Reboots ‘Wolf Man’ Remake ‘Wolfman’ Because What?
Wednesday, June 8 by

‘Werewolf’ would be a reboot of a remake… and also some kind of record?

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Matthew Goode In Extremely Violent Talks For ‘Stoker’
Wednesday, June 8 by

The villain from Watchman teaming up with the director of ‘Oldboy’? If you’re not ‘Stoker’-ed, then you weep alone.

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DiCaprio To Slave (Driver) Away For Tarantino’s ‘Django’?
Tuesday, June 7 by

DiCaprio is now entering actual talks to play Calvin Candie, the ruthless slave owner who could use a big dose of vitamin comeuppance.

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Paramount Rebooting ‘Ninja Turtles’ And Shredder Is Furious
Tuesday, June 7 by

The writers behind ‘MI:4′, Josh Appelbaum and Andre Nemec, have been asked to repair the Turtle Blimp.

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Fox Hires ‘Fringe’ Writer For Very Necessary ‘Daredevil’ Do-Over
Tuesday, June 7 by

Ben Affleck’s less-than-beloved 2003 take on the blind lawyer superhero will not be the last.

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‘Tron: Legacy’ Sequel Uploads New Writer Into Mainframe Or Something
Tuesday, June 7 by

Hopefully writer David DiGilio has a lot more ideas related to computer genocide.

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‘Nye’ Comic Book To Somehow Become Movie
Tuesday, June 7 by

The Devil’s Due comic follows a medical examiner who doesn’t believe in aliens, but soon might, even without the insistence of David Duchovy.

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Witherspoon To Ruin A Bachelor Party For Dreamworks
Tuesday, June 7 by

In ‘Who Invited Her’, will Reese Witherspoon get the Mike Tyson face tattoo?

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UPDATED: Broken Lizard Smartly Employs Olivia Munn As ‘Baby Maker’
Tuesday, June 7 by

Munn is going from Aaron Sorkin’s sure-to-be-classy HBO pilot to comedy troupe Broken Lizard’s sure-to-be-Broken-Lizardy new movie.

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How Ready To Rock Are Al Pacino And Dan Fogelman?
Monday, June 6 by

Pacino is close to playing an aging rock star in writer Fogelman’s ‘Imagine’, and I can imagine him destroying some instruments.

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Fuqua To Direct Eminem In Boxing Movie And It’s Not 10 Years Ago?
Monday, June 6 by

Director Antoine Fuqua, who directed ‘Training Day’ and… that’s the credit worth mentioning, is looking to helm ‘Southpaw’ for Dreamworks.

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‘Human Centipede II’ Will Not Wriggle In The UK
Monday, June 6 by

On British TV, you can say “f*ck,” but in British theaters, you can’t show a guy masturbating to his human centipede. What’s up with that, Queen Elizabeth?

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‘Salt’ Sequel To Answer Question: “Will There Be More ‘Salt’?”
Monday, June 6 by

Thanks to a $300 worldwide box office, a sequel was as inevitable as Evelyn Salt stopping the nuclear missiles at the end.

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Jim Carrey Seeks Attention With ‘Dumb And Dumber’, ‘Bruce Almighty’ Sequels
Friday, June 3 by

Carrey is talking about falling off the jet way again. Maybe that’d be more pleasant than penguin wrangling?

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Shockwave’s Got His Red, Glowing Transformers-Eye On You
Friday, June 3 by

We’ve got a new image of Shockwave. “Hey, One Eye, you think you’re so tough? How ’bout I transform into a giant middle finger, eh?”

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Spielberg Regrets The Whole ‘E.T.’ Walkie-Talkie Fiasco
Friday, June 3 by

The famous director has gone back on the idea of digitally altering past films, putting Spielberg at odds with his friend George “I Change My Old Movies All The Time, Just To Piss You Off” Lucas.

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Justin Lin To Produce Sci-Fi Film That’s Potentially Fast, Furious
Friday, June 3 by

Director Bobby Glickert went from robot fluffer to sci-fi super-player.

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Patricia Arquette Somehow Lands Gig In David Arquette Movie
Friday, June 3 by

‘Glutton’ is about a bedridden, 1200 pound man, which is awesome.

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Paul Thomas Anderson Brainwashes Rami Malek Into His Cult
Friday, June 3 by

‘The Pacific’ actor has been indoctrinated and thetan-scanned into Anderson’s new Scientology-based movie.

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Ryan Gosling Is Too Busy For ‘Idolmaker’-ing
Thursday, June 2 by

Gosling is backing away from ‘The Idolmaker’. My sources have confirmed that the spirit rock and roll music has officially died in Gosling’s heart.

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Lucas Produced ‘Red Tails’ Is Alive And Release Dated
Thursday, June 2 by

George Lucas doesn’t just make films about wars in space. He also makes films about wars on boring ol’ Earth.

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Michael Cera To Give Lisa Awkwardness Lessons On ‘The Simpsons’
Thursday, June 2 by

Cera will guest star as a seemingly splendid love interest for Lisa. I hear Nelson is still carrying the torch for her.

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Martin Scorsese To Expose Hot, Heavy Taylor/Burton Affair?
Wednesday, June 1 by

Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton are like the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt of the 60s and 70s, only with eighty less adopted children.

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Evel Knievel Is Motorcycle Jumping Back Into Your Heart With Biopic
Wednesday, June 1 by

But will Ric Roman Waugh direct the movie… on fire?