Rocky’s brought back an old producer pal-o for his New Orleans hitman movie.

If you want an indie, Shaun of the Dead-ie take on aliens… it’s coming… soon.

Everyone knows that in the mid-70s, the Iranians hated Alan Arkin.

Fairey brought us the now famous “Hope” poster that helped put President Obama in the White House. But does Fairey now believe that the president is also a secret alien?

…and that, folks, is far from all, because we have a preview image from “Daffy’s Rhapsody.”

They’re adapting the children’s book ‘Punk Farm’ into a CG film. Will the soundtrack include “Baconkrieg Bop?”

‘Werewolf’ would be a reboot of a remake… and also some kind of record?

The villain from Watchman teaming up with the director of ‘Oldboy’? If you’re not ‘Stoker’-ed, then you weep alone.

DiCaprio is now entering actual talks to play Calvin Candie, the ruthless slave owner who could use a big dose of vitamin comeuppance.

The writers behind ‘MI:4′, Josh Appelbaum and Andre Nemec, have been asked to repair the Turtle Blimp.

Ben Affleck’s less-than-beloved 2003 take on the blind lawyer superhero will not be the last.

Hopefully writer David DiGilio has a lot more ideas related to computer genocide.

The Devil’s Due comic follows a medical examiner who doesn’t believe in aliens, but soon might, even without the insistence of David Duchovy.

In ‘Who Invited Her’, will Reese Witherspoon get the Mike Tyson face tattoo?

Munn is going from Aaron Sorkin’s sure-to-be-classy HBO pilot to comedy troupe Broken Lizard’s sure-to-be-Broken-Lizardy new movie.

Pacino is close to playing an aging rock star in writer Fogelman’s ‘Imagine’, and I can imagine him destroying some instruments.

Director Antoine Fuqua, who directed ‘Training Day’ and… that’s the credit worth mentioning, is looking to helm ‘Southpaw’ for Dreamworks.

On British TV, you can say “f*ck,” but in British theaters, you can’t show a guy masturbating to his human centipede. What’s up with that, Queen Elizabeth?

Thanks to a $300 worldwide box office, a sequel was as inevitable as Evelyn Salt stopping the nuclear missiles at the end.

Carrey is talking about falling off the jet way again. Maybe that’d be more pleasant than penguin wrangling?

We’ve got a new image of Shockwave. “Hey, One Eye, you think you’re so tough? How ’bout I transform into a giant middle finger, eh?”

The famous director has gone back on the idea of digitally altering past films, putting Spielberg at odds with his friend George “I Change My Old Movies All The Time, Just To Piss You Off” Lucas.

Director Bobby Glickert went from robot fluffer to sci-fi super-player.

‘Glutton’ is about a bedridden, 1200 pound man, which is awesome.

‘The Pacific’ actor has been indoctrinated and thetan-scanned into Anderson’s new Scientology-based movie.

Gosling is backing away from ‘The Idolmaker’. My sources have confirmed that the spirit rock and roll music has officially died in Gosling’s heart.

George Lucas doesn’t just make films about wars in space. He also makes films about wars on boring ol’ Earth.

Cera will guest star as a seemingly splendid love interest for Lisa. I hear Nelson is still carrying the torch for her.

Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton are like the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt of the 60s and 70s, only with eighty less adopted children.

But will Ric Roman Waugh direct the movie… on fire?