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‘Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Set For March 2012 Release
Thursday, February 17 by

That movie about the brother and sister from the fairy tales that grow up to be specialty bounty-hunters has a release date! No, THAT one.

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FX Wants Back In The Ryan Murphy Business
Thursday, February 17 by

Just like in any relationship, FX wants to get back with Ryan Murphy now that he’s with a better looking (higher profile) significant other (network).

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Del Toro And Henson Form Awesome Union For 3D ‘Pinocchio’
Thursday, February 17 by

Guillermo Del Toro, The Jim Henson Company, music by Nick Cave, Stop Motion animation, and 3D? That’s 10 pounds of awesome in a 5 pound bag.

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Carla Gugino In, Halle Berry Back, ‘For New Years Eve’
Thursday, February 17 by

Garry Marshall’s ‘New Years Eve’ just added two more pretty people to its actor pile-up thanks to Carla Gugino, and Halle Berry.

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One More Reason To Reject 3D Movies: Nazis Liked Them!
Wednesday, February 16 by

There is historical evidence to explain why 3D makes me uncomfortable: Nazis were all about 3D filmmaking.

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Mitch Hurwitz Shares His Surefire Tips For Getting Your Sitcom Canceled
Wednesday, February 16 by

Mitch Hurwitz, creator of ‘Arrested Development’ and ‘Running Wilde’, has compiled a handy list of tips for getting your sitcom canceled. ‘References to Jessica Walter’s vagina’ is glaringly absent.

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Phillip Noyce Could Direct ‘Hunter Killer’, Should Consider A New Title
Monday, February 14 by

The ‘Salt’ director is in talks to step in for Pierre Morel.

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3D Salvador Dali Movie Promises To Be As Action Packed As ‘Tron Legacy’
Monday, February 14 by

Start your melting clocks and get ready for the countdown, because there’s a nontraditional, nonlinear, 3D Salvador Dali biopic coming soon.

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Wally Pfister Proud Owner Of ASC Award, Awesome Name
Monday, February 14 by

Wally Pfister took home the top honor at the American Society of Cinematographers awards last night for his work on ‘Inception’. OR DID HE!?

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Uwe Boll Wants To Sue The Berlin Film Festival Because He’s Uwe Boll
Friday, February 11 by

Uwe Boll, prolific director of a million terrible movies, is very angry at the Berlin Film Festival. Can you guess if it’s for a good reason?

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Zac Efron Takes Intriguing Role, Shocks World
Friday, February 11 by

Zac Efron is branching out into grittier territory with the dark action comedy ‘The Necessary Death Of Charlie Countryman’. Tweens, start fashioning your fake IDs.

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Mark Millar Finds ‘Nemesis’ Writer, Kicks Ass In The Adaptation Game
Friday, February 11 by

A super dark, ultra violent film about an evil supervillain who uses his powers for evil? Eh… Oh, it’s a graphic novel? Greenlight!

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Director Shortlist For ‘G.I Joe 2′ Induces Indifference, Yawns
Friday, February 11 by

The idea of a ‘G.I Joe’ sequel smacks of film making as a numbers game, and the search for a director isn’t helping, as Paramount is batting around 3 different but equally middling talents for the job.

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Well, OF COURSE Sinbad’s Getting His Own Reality Show
Thursday, February 10 by

Is it just me? Am I the only one who’s beyond thrilled that Sinbad’s going to have a reality show on WE (yup, Women’s Entertainment) called “Sinbad’s Family Affair?”

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Dreamworks Buys Houdini/Conan Doyle Buddy Pic, Because Why Not?
Wednesday, February 9 by

DreamWorks has purchased a script called ‘Voices From the Dead’ by J. Michael Straczynski. It’s all about the real life friendship of Harry Houdini and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Oh, also, they solve murders.

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Despite Silly Title, Rooney Mara Will Star In ‘Emanuel And The Truth About Fishes’
Wednesday, February 9 by

Rooney Mara, Hollywood’s almost-It Girl (give it a month or two), is gearing up to star in director Francesca Gregorini’s upcoming film ‘Emanuel And The Truth About Fishes’.

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Rejoice! Norm MacDonald Is Coming Back To Your Televison Sets!
Wednesday, February 9 by

Norm MacDonald is going back behind the desk for a comedic half hour take on the world of sports in Comedy Central’s “The Sports Show With Norm MacDonald.”

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Lohan Maybe Definitely Hypothetically Appearing In ‘Superman’
Tuesday, February 8 by

Today’s piece of questionable half-truth concerns Lindsay Lohan and her potential involvement as a cast member in Zack Snyder’s upcoming ‘Superman: Man of Steel’.

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Almost Everyone In The Country Watched The Super Bowl!
Monday, February 7 by

One hundred and eleven million people watched the Superbowl yesterday. That is so many millions.

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Boyle’s Not Scared Of Werewolves With ‘Sharp Teeth’
Monday, February 7 by

Director Danny Boyle is thinking of returning to unconventional monster movie territory nine years after his terrifying zombie film ’28 Days Later’.

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Summit’s ‘Unexpected’ Pitch Is Junior-riffic!
Friday, February 4 by

Summit Entertainment picked up a comedy pitch. The plot, which involves a pregnant wife who switches places with her husband, is ridiculous.

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CBS Films Has Twilight In Their Eyes For ‘Legend’
Friday, February 4 by

CBS Films, hungry to snag the next billions-grossing tween franchise, has acquired the rights to Legend, Marie Lu’s young adult novel. Picture is sadly unrelated.

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R.I.P. Maria Schneider
Thursday, February 3 by

Maria Schneider, star of the seminal 1970s film ‘Last Tango In Paris’, has died after a long battle with illness. She was 58.

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Herzog May Have Found His ‘Queen’ In Naomi Watts
Thursday, February 3 by

Renegade director Werner Herzog’s next film is ‘Queen Of The Desert’, and he wants Naomi Watts for the lead.

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Cameron Diaz To Try A Texas Accent
Tuesday, February 1 by

Cameron Diaz has joined the cast of the Joel and Ethan Coen scripted ‘Gambit’, which is a remake of the 1966 film of the same name. Also, Colin Firth!

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Hula Hoop: The Movie? You Know, For Kids!
Monday, January 31 by

ICM has just signed Wham-O Toys as a client, with the intent to develop film projects out of kid favorites like the Hula Hoop, Slip-n-Slide, and Frisbee.

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‘Bridesmaids’ Poster: The Romcom Gods Are Smiling
Monday, January 31 by

A female driven romantic comedy produced by Judd Apatow? Is hell freezing over? Is it 2012 yet? No, it’s just time for ‘Bridesmaids’, a new film written by and starring SNL’s Kristin Wiig.

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Jonah Hill And Fox Are Besties
Monday, January 31 by

Jonah Hill is continuing his laid back domination of the American comedy landscape by launching his own production shingle, JHF.

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Jordana Brewster Cast As Attractive Person In ‘Dallas’
Monday, January 31 by

Jordana Brewster, best known for roles in movies like The Faculty and The Fast And The Furious, has been cast in a lead role in TNT’s ‘Dallas’.

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Adam Sandler May Become A ‘Fat Man’
Friday, January 28 by

Adam Sandler’s played many roles, from Stupid Adam Sandler to Angry Adam Sandler, but now he could face his biggest acting challenge to date: Adam Sandler In a Gigantic Fat Suit.