The film, which opens with a Tusnami destroying a Japanese resort, has been pulled out of respect for the country.

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Paul F. Tompkins as a wisecracking villain? This stuff writes itself.

Rob Lowe ain’t goin’ nowhere!

‘Saturday Night Live’ star Bill Hader sure knows the kinds of names to drop to make comedy nerds drool.

Author Michael Chabon is teaming up with HBO and his wife, Ayelet Waldman, for a project about a group of con men and magicians who team up to fight Hitler during World War II. Yup.

Alex Pettyfer of ‘I Am Number Four’ and ‘Beastly’ might make a young adult lit adaptation hat trick with Gary Ross’s ‘The Hunger Games’.

Adria Petty, daughter of singer songwriter Tom Petty, is slated to direct a horror/thriller about some people and a house and some booby traps and stuff.

Spike TV has partnered with Taiwanese company NMA to bring us a 30 minute special featuring CGI Charlie Sheen scenes (or “scheens” to use the abbreviation).

Pierce Brosnan is considering a role in recent Oscar winner Susanne Bier’s (‘In A Better World’) new romantic comedy ‘All You Need Is Love’.

The list of talented young actresses who have read for this film is intense.

The actress has signed on for a role opposite Paul Dano and Robert De Niro in ‘Another Bullshit Night In Suck City’. Expect skinny emotions and squinting.

If you don’t gouge your eyes out before February 12, 2012, you might accidentally see ‘The Phantom Menace’ in 3D.

Trent Reznor might return to acting, and Charlie Sheen might continue acting… crazy.

Our nation can breathe a collective sigh of relief to know that the Miley Cyrus comedy ‘So Undercover’ will be distributed by The Weinstein Company.

Henry Winkler has signed on to star with Kevin James in next summer’s ‘Here Comes The Boom’, a new movie that is being described as a comedy.

Fans of the US senate and film regulations are stoked!

John Stamos is being courted by Les Moonves to step in as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on “Two and a Half Men.”

‘Shameless’ and ‘Episodes’ will both be returning for second seasons.

Naturally.

One of the weird McPoyle brothers from ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ is about to play a yet to be determined/released role in ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’.

An upcoming film based on the real lives of former wife swapping New York Yankees Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich is in the works, and Kekich is none too pleased.

The director of the Danish film ‘In A Better World’ is next slated to direct a remake of the French thriller ‘Rapt’. Probably with less smoldering sexuality. Oh well.

Even though his new film ‘Tree Of Life’ doesn’t open until the end of May, Terrence Malick’s follow up has already been shot.

It was only a matter of time before someone took the score and dialogue from Duncan Jones’ 2009 sci-fi film ‘Moon’ and mashed it up with hip-hop beats and a lonely rapper.

Not really, but the first part is 100% true!

Howie Mandel, that merry prankster, is at it again with a hidden camera special on Fox. That’s what I would say if I was amused by Howie Mandel.

Steve Carell seems determined to make his post-TV career more Ashton Kutcher than Michael Richards, with a slew of solid film choices.

The idea machine that is Hollywood has cooked up a real corker of a concept: British diction specialist Colin Firth should star in a remake of My Fair Lady.