Today, Screenjunkies is classin' it up a bit with our daily gallery. This is a rare occurence, so don't expect us to start listening to John Tesh music and eating endangered seal meat, or whatever it is the wealthy eiltes do. The lovely jazz singer Diana Krall just happens to have a bit in Public Enemies as… big stretch… a singer. This knocks our "Hot Girls In Public Enemies" count up to 4, in case you wanted to keep score. Maybe this movie has more than just gunfights to entice us to see it.A Word From Diana: "So much of what we do as artists is a combination of personal experience and imagination, and how that all creeps into your work is not so linear."Wow, that's pretty deep… I promise, we'll return to hot starlets with sex tapes after the weekend. No need to damage your brain with these sophisticated ladies. Check out more hot – but tasteful – pictures of Diana after the jump!
The Public Enemies depression-era babes keep a-comin'. We've already shown two of the film's lovely ladies, Marion Cotillard and Emilie De Ravin, now it's time for a beauty with a decidedly strange name: Leelee Sobieski. Although, that's not her real name; her full name is Liliane Rudabet Gloria Elsveta Sobieski… I think we'll stick with Leelee. She plays Polly Hamilton, one of Dillinger's numerous lady friends in the flick. Her work includes films with masterful directors (Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut) and masterful act–… Wait, sorry, no, insane actors (Nic Cage in The Wicker Man).A Word From Leelee: “If only I could find a guy who wasn't in his 70s to talk to me about white cranes, I'd be madly in love.”On that note, we'll be looking up the Wikipedia page for white cranes, and then trying to Google Leelee's address. In the meantime, check out hot photos of Leelee after the jump.
THE INFORMANT Trailer – Watch more Movie TrailersI normally hate movies with clueless protagonists, and this new one from Steven Soderbergh looks like it's got a doozy. BUT… I might be making an exception, because darned if Matt Damon's character, Mark Whitacre, isn't try his best not to suck. In The Informant, Damon plays a corporate suit who becomes – you guesed it – an informant for the FBI. Based on a true story, the real Whitacre remains the highest level executive in U.S. history to turn into a whistleblower. I think this one has a happier ending than that other whistleblower movie The Insider. And I'm basing that entirely on the fact that this has an upbeat song from the Eurythmics in the trailer. If you don't know the Eurythmic, they're a band from the '80s and '90s, which is when this movie takes place. I'm basing that assessment entirely on the style of mustaches worn by some of the actors. Here at Screen Junkies, we take our fact-checking seriously.We take these links even more seriously. Melissa Buhl: Hot, And Could Also Probably Beat You Up (Gorillamask) Things That Best Friends Have To Do (Holytaco) Pauly Shore Is Feuding With Bruno Over Adoption Of African Babies (Filmdrunk) The 10 Sexiest Celebrity "Free Agents" (Manofest) Who Doesn't Want A Japanese LED Watch Called "Pimpstar?" (Walyou) Frank Darabont Is Still Trying To Make Fahrenheit 451 (Pajiba) The 7 Most Pathetic GI Joe Characters (Cracked) 101 Drunk Girls Motorboating (Coedmagazine) Joanna Krupa Is Hot, Also Gives Terrell Owens Crap A Lot (Celebjihad) Despite Recession, Young Men Still Spend Lots Of Money (Mademan) 5 Of The Best Moments In UFC History (Cagepotato) Tyler Perry Is Allowed To Vote For The Oscars? Seriously? (Unreality) Top 10 Michael Jackson Music Video Girls (Asylum) Inside Of The White Sox Parking Lot Drunk Tank (Bustedcoverage) Amazing One-Handed Football Catches (Uncoached) Badass Granny With A Badass Car (Regretfulmorning) Buffalo Wing Sauce Cookies Sound Oddly Delicious (Bachelorguy) Albert Pujols Should Vote His Teammates Off The Island (Moondogsports) Boxer Destroys A Dude With One Quick Left Hook (Nothingtoxic) Snack And A Commercial: Your Own Bile (Atomfilms) Bad Motherf–king Wallet (MadeMan) Coco, Before Chanel Trailer Is French-Tastic (Filmofilia)
On Monday we showcased the French dish that is Public Enemies' starlet Marion Cotillard. But she's not the only babe we think is the bee's knees in Michael Mann's old timey gangster pick-chaaa. Meet Emilie de Ravin, who plays Barbara Patzke, a bank teller taken hostage by John Dillinger and company in one of their Illinois heists. You may remember her from Rian Johnson's cult hit Brick, but she's perhaps more known for her role as Claire Littleton, the Aussie baby mama on "Lost." A Word From Emilie: "Becoming a prima ballerina requires a lot of work." Pfffft. So is putting up a picture gallery of YOU, Emilie! Just ask our intern, Spencer. You can check out his handiwork after the jump. And don't forget you can see Emilie starting today in Public Enemies!
Where You've Seen Her: The très, trés French starlet Marion Cotillard doesn't have a ton of American flicks under her ceinture just yet, but she's already won a Best Actress Oscar for her performance as chanteuse Edith Piaf in 2007's La Vie En Rose. In Public Enemies, she plays Billie Frechette, John Dillinger's (Johnny Depp) lady friend. Look for her in The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan's upcoming mega-budgeted sci-fi Inception, where she'll be one of the more reasonably priced special effects. A Word From Marion: My parents always told me that if you want something, you can do whatever you have to do to get it. As long as it's not against someone else. Check out the hot photos of Marion "Fair Play" Cotillard after the jump:
Different smart people are always debating what it is that movies are supposed to do for us. From "transcending the emptiness of our modern lives" to "reflecting our secret desires," somebody always has some crackpot theory about what a movie means. So what does it mean that dudes getting interrupted while wanking it is in almost every kind of movie you can imagine? Drama, Coming of Age, Suburban Comedy, 1990's Hip Hop parody comedy. Here, in an intro to the genre, we present you with a survey course, Movie Masturbatus Interruptus 101. AMERICAN PIE
Today's Dancing girl is Ukrainian Karina Smirnoff, who joined "Dancing with the Stars" in Season 3, and has… stayed on the show ever since. (If you've been following this series of galleries, you may have picked up on a trend.) The closest Karina ever came to winning was in her inaugural season, during which she partnered with Greg Louganis impersonator Mario Lopez. This season, she'd been cutting a rug with Apple founder Steve Wozniak, but was sadly eliminated in the fourth round when she got lost in the rug that is Wozniak's beard. Pointless Quote: "I just kept smiling, but it hurt."Check out the photos of Karina after the jump, or these other Dancing with the Stars Chicks: Cheryl Burke, Julianna Hough, Kym Johnson
Today's dancing girl is Julianne Hough, a Utah native who came to "Dancing with the Stars" in Season 4 and promptly won that season's competish with her partner, Olympian Apollo Anton Ono. In Season 5, she partnered with Helio Castroneves and did the double, becoming the shows' only other back-to-back winner besides Cheryl Burke. She's also a Country music recording artist with a Mormon background, which might explain why she's using the American flag to conceal herself from heathen eyes in the photo above. Or she's just the sexiest patriot alive. Move over, Tom Brady. Random Quote: "Oh I wish you could love yourself, the way that I do." – From her song, "Love Yourself" off her self-titled debut.CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS OF JULIANNE AFTER THE JUMP, or these other Dancing with the Stars Chicks: Cheryl Burke, Kym Johnson, Karina Smirnoff
The NBA Playoffs are (finally) into the second round and at long last we have gotten over an unbelievably uneventful NCAA Tournament. So, needless to say, we’ve seen some good basketball lately (apart from the Utah Jazz – jab!). Why not take a look at some of Cinema’s darker basketball moments? You know the ones – super-leaping little children tomahawk-dunking on some white doofus’ face when the glass shatters at the buzzer and the crowd goes wild. Those are the moments when people realize, and movies preach, life is not all about basketball. It’s about love, friendship, hard work, and sweat. Lots and lots of sweat. It’s all still about basketball, though. That’s why the hero gets carried off the court on people’s shoulders. No one gave a damn about anyone learning a lesson, they cared that their team won the game at the last friggin’ second! Not only that, the team showed those jerks over at Opponent High (Fighting Muskrats) that they were the better basketball players and therefore the better people.
Where You've Seen Her: AnnaLynne McCord, has made quite a name for herself (as confusingly spelled as it is) as Naomi on the CW's "90210." She also played Eden Lord on "Nip/Tuck" and can be seen in Fired Up and Day of the Dead. We recommend watching AnnaLynne fire a gun in the latter.AnnaLynne Says: “I know you fantasize about me while you're pumping away on little Miss Jenny Craig.”See photos of AnnaLynne after the jump!!!
Padma Lakshmi, she of TV's Top Chef and Salman Rusdie-marrying fame, has apparently become the spokesmodel for Hardee's Bacon Western Thickburger, which is going to make a lot of men happy and a lot of normal women hate themselves more than they already do. In her new commercial, Padma sits on the stoop of an NYC brownstone and proceeds to eat the beefy burger in ways that would make a a devout Hindu eunuch sport wood. See the full commercial – and more pics of Padma – after the jump. And if you're a normal woman hating yourself right now, don't feel too bad. I'm sure Padma had her seven personal trainers with spit buckets standing just off-camera for the entire shoot.
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With the I LOVE YOU, MAN DVD & Blu-Ray hitting the street on August 11th, Screen Junkies decided this list needed a bit of an update (or upchuck, perhaps). We're still paying homage to the vomit takes, barf clips and hurl gags that came "B.R." (That's "Before Rudd"), but we want to lead this list with an all-new exclusive DVD clip that tells you just HOW they pulled off the now infamous scene of Rudd puking all over IRON MAN 2 director (and occasional actor) Jon Favreau.
I guess being married to Guy Ritchie gave her more than a faux English accent. Because the Queen of Pop has a new movie coming out called Fith and Wisdom. It’s her directorial debut and focuses on the sexy life of a Gypsy Punker and his cohorts.
There are plenty of movies out there that can pull off a beautiful love scene. But it takes a skilled filmmaker to make an attractive woman get it on with a talking space duck. All of these movies should make your own weird little sexual preferences seem a little less….illegal.