Mythbusters Blow Up A Shark and Tear Up Some Phonebooks
Thursday, September 11 by

Season 7, Episode 4: "Phonebook Friction" With seven seasons under their tool belts, the Mythbusters don't have it as easy as they used to. This week Jamie and Adam test to see if two phone books, attached by simply intertwining the pages, can be impossible to pull apart. The other team try to re-enact the final scene from Deep Blue Sea.

Rumer Willis to Bare Boobs?
Thursday, September 11 by

The jury is still out on whether or not Rumer Willis is actually hot (there are some more photos after the break to help you decide), but there is no question she will star in a remake of the 1983 horror flick, The House on Sorority Row. Honestly, it probably won't be very good, but at least it will be rated R.

Bonus Features: Hump Day Link Dump
Wednesday, September 10 by

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means. We're only two days away from the release of the new Meg Ryan chick flick, The Women! I would rather star in a remake of 2 girls, 1 cup than watch that. Even if I was playing the cup. Here are some links to help get that image out of your head. Not the 2 girls, 1 cup images, I know you're fine with those, but the Meg Ryan images. Yikes.

Fringe: “Pilot” Is Chock Full of WTF
Wednesday, September 10 by

Episode 1 Nerds, geeks and other people who liked The X-Files have been eagerly anticipating Fringe's debut for months, but now that we have all seen the premiere, it seems like we have a hit on our hands. I'm excited for the rest of the season, but remind me never to get on a plane with J. J. Abrams. Dude has some serious issues with air travel.

TMNT Live Action Hybrid, And Some History
Tuesday, September 9 by

And now, a little history lesson on none other than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a winning example of how spontaneous parody ideas can go on to create entertainment empires.

This Week’s DVDs That Don’t Suck: 9/9/2008
Tuesday, September 9 by

For the second week in a row, we're a little light in the decent DVD department, but with only three things on our watch list, there's plenty of time to catch the premiere of Fringe tonight. Plus, it'll leave you with some paycheck left over to eat dinner that's not from a dollar menu. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 3

13 Craziest William Shatner Moments
Tuesday, September 9 by

William Shatner is a great fit for our reoccurring list of crazy star moments. The man does some truly bizarre things while seeming to take himself completely seriously. But really, it’s all just a joke. We think. And with the sad news that he will not take part in J.J.

Duke Nukem to Get His Own (Probably) Crappy Movie
Tuesday, September 9 by

When Duke Nukem 3D was fresh, it won my little heart with its crude jokes and animated ultra-violence. Unfortunately, that was 12 years ago, and in that time I have completely lost interest and so has just about everyone else I know. But, the Duke has two games coming out soon and Hollywood isn't exactly busting with new ideas, so Max Payne producer, Scott Faye is giving flat top a shot at the big screen.

9 Shows Guys Wish Women Wouldn’t Watch This Fall
Tuesday, September 9 by

Ladies, we love you, but your taste in TV sucks. Please, read and consider these points carefully while we sneak over and delete Grey's Anatomy from the TiVo list.

Recap: Weeds: Episode 4.12
Monday, September 8 by

Episode: "Till We Meet Again." The finale is coming up like a random drug test on a supermarket employee and there's still quite a bit to be resolved. But now, the tunnel is gone and the shit is about to hit the fan. And this is Mexican shit. Anyone who has ever spent a weekend in a Tijuana bathroom knows that's no joke.

Evil Dead The Musical The Movie
Monday, September 8 by

Evil Dead The Musical is not a new thing. It’s been a long running show way-off-Broadway. Like Toronto way-off-Broadway. My first response when I read about adapting this into a movie was that it would be lame. But I guess there’s always a possibility that they could do something sort of novel with it.

Bonus Features: Monday Link Brigade
Monday, September 8 by

This weekend was one of the worst weekends in box office history, which could mean one of several things. Either you're all:A) Too busy leading glorious lives and enjoying every moment to its fullest.B) Too broke because you spent all of your money on Dark Knight tickets and gas.C) Acutally, it was probably B so there will be no more choices.

Weekend in Review
Monday, September 8 by

It was the wost weekend for the box office in years. I had to go to San Francisco against my will, and Stan lost a finger. Ok, he just broke it.

Recap: Mad Men Ep 2.07
Monday, September 8 by

How do you tell the world you've arrived in 1960? Pretty much the same way you tell the world you've arrived today: buy a Cadillac.

Recap: True Blood: Episode 1.01
Monday, September 8 by

With the bad taste of The Lost Boys: The Tribe still souring me a little on vampires, I didn't go into HBO's new blood-sucking series with high hopes. But, despite some really bad accents and Anna Paquin's jacked up teeth, True Blood doesn't suck….yet. Plot

Recap: Entourage: Episode 5.01
Sunday, September 7 by

Last time was saw the guys, Medellin had just bombed at the Cannes and sold for the bargain price of one dollar. Now it's time to find out if E and Vince can bounce back from such an epic failure. But first, let's watch Ari yell and hot girls get topless.

MTV’s VMAs Have Now Officially Sucked for 25 Years
Sunday, September 7 by

Want to watch a three hour long inside joke between annoying celebrities and 14 year old girls? Neither did I, but I have a duty and if that means having to watch Russell Brand bomb for longer than any comedian in history, then so be it. Russell who?

David Spade Makes Playmate Baby
Friday, September 5 by

David Spade managed to sneak his filthy cracker seed past a Playboy Playmate’s first (jumping jacks) and second (prayer) lines of defense. Sir, you could have done MUCH worse. High Five! Click through for pictures of his baby’s mamma, Jillian Grace.  [NSFW]

Habitat for Supermanity Is the Worst Charity of All Time
Friday, September 5 by

Maybe I'm not the sentimental type or maybe I just don't share the unending, fiery love for Superman that some people seem to have. Or maybe I just see how absolutely ridiculous it is for a legitimate charity to try and guilt people into donating money that will be put toward saving the house in which Superman was invented. Sorry Ronald McDonald, your house full of sick kids and their families doesn't have enough comic book history to get my money. [Warning: Ranting ahead]

MTV’s Buzzin’ Amber Alert
Friday, September 5 by

I’ve been writing recaps of the show Buzzin’ for the past month. Then one week it just didn’t show up on The MTV. The last episode that aired didn’t seem like any sort of finale. I called the Hollywood police to file a missing show report, but they didn’t seem to understand what I meant.

Bonus Features: Thursday Link Dump Bonanza
Thursday, September 4 by

There are always things that we can't really put our amazingly unique and extensive touch on. So here are a few of them, in list form.

Peanutfellas
Thursday, September 4 by

Screenjunkies can not take credit for this one. It was sent to us by the geniuses at Holytaco.

Exclusive Interview With the Guy Who Still Hasn’t Seen The Dark Knight
Thursday, September 4 by

It has made $500 million and has had praise heaped onto it from nerds, film buffs and just about anyone else with eyeballs. But I went out on a mission to find someone who still hadn't seen it. I found that man. He opted to stay anonymous, but gave me the exclusive interview. [Spoilers ahead]

Aykroyd Wants Apatow For Ghostbusters 3
Thursday, September 4 by

Rumors have abounded concerning the possible involvement of Judd Apatow in the third installment of the Ghostbusters franchise. According to Dan Aykroyd the script is already being written.

Recap: Mythbusters: Episode 7.03
Thursday, September 4 by

Episode: "Viral Videos." Everyone made a big deal about it when they tested the Diet Coke and Mentos myth, so I guess it only makes sense that they would devote a whole episode to wacky internet videos. I've posted the original clips of the videos they tested below, just in case you're a total n00b. The car lifted by firehoses:

Recap: Sons of Anarchy: Episode 1.01
Thursday, September 4 by

With The Shield about ready to start spending its pension checks, FX needed something to step in and provide us with our fix of violence and bad language. Judging by the first episode, it seems like Sons of Anarchy should fill that spot nicely. What happens:

Contest: Make James Bond Funny and Win Free Stuff
Thursday, September 4 by

Last week's "fill in the bubble" contest went so well that we're doing it again. This time using one of the new Quantum of Solace photos that have been floating around the internet. See, it's fun and topical! Last week's winner is posted below and this week's contest is the same deal. Just leave a comment with something hilarious that could go in the bubble.

New 90210 Is Just Plain Horrible
Wednesday, September 3 by

Wow, the new 90210 is really bad. I mean REALLY bad. It does one of the things that bothers me the most about bad ‘funny’ writing:  it makes the assumption that a bunch of little jokes are going to add up to make something that’s funny as a whole. Furthermore, everything they do is borrowed from another show. You just can’t pick and chose from other titles and end up with a good product.

Hey Look, That Guy Has a Crappy Tarzan Movie!
Wednesday, September 3 by

I hope little Shia's terrible CG performance in the last Indiana Jones movie hasn't soured you too badly on vine swinging, because you're going to have a whole movie full of Tarzan to deal with.

Cheech and Chong Have the Most Depressing Myspace Photos Ever
Wednesday, September 3 by

Since every hacky movie writer in the world had to go comparing the duo from Pineapple Express to them, Cheech and Chong are back and trying to squeeze some pesos out of the deal by going on myspace. Apparently, part of their plan was to take some of the worst photos of all time. I can just hear the photog now telling them to act as much like gay, Mexican mummies as possible.