Cover Your Everything for the ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 2 Teaser
Wednesday, June 30 by

They're in Miami, bitch. The east coast was cold, making it impossible to cop a sweet tan, so MTV crated up the cast of "Jersey Shore" and shipped them to Miami for Season 2 of the decline of totally juiced western civilization. As you can probably guess, there's more drinking, scratching, narcissim, and unintelligible negative comments toward ego-threatening houseguests, all with a built in fish out of water hook. Cocaine sales in South Beach are about to skyrocket. Check out the teaser after the jump…

Edgar Wright Will Start Work On ‘Ant-Man’ Soon
Wednesday, June 30 by

Edgar Wright considers casting Vin Diesel.For those not in the know and too lazy to look it up, Ant-Man is a scientist who shrinks down to tiny size and controls the thoughts of ants via a special helmet. Yeah. Pretty dumb. So why is Edgar Wright making a movie about this? He undoubtedly has a golden touch, but can he turn Ant-Man into something watchable? Turns out, he hasn't given it too much thought.I haven’t actually started the second draft yet–I’m not going to be able to until this film [Scott Pilgrim] is out–but what we wrote for the first draft, and what Marvel really liked, is that it’s funny, but it’s a genre film. It’s about the level of comedy that Iron Man has. The idea is to make a high-concept genre film where it’s within another genre. His suit and its power is the big gadget and it takes place in the real world. I just wanted to do something that was slightly different than the superhero origin film. I felt that between that and the various mad scientist, crazy doctor films that we’ve all seen, this would be a way into an origin that was slightly different. I’m not really a multi-tasker–I haven’t done anything since Marvel liked our first draft.Word on the street is that Wright's first draft is amazing. I still think it's pretty dumb. Ants are really non-threatening unless you're planning to commit some kind of picnic-based heist. Or if you're lackadaisical when it comes to guarding your pee hole. And if that's the case, maybe you're just not well-suited for a life of crime. (Box Office Magazine)

New Old Spice Commercial Featuring Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa
Wednesday, June 30 by

The Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa is back in a brand new Old Spice commercial. This concept is still hilarious, and I enjoy his failed attempt at a swan dive. Though it's not head first, it somehow appears even more graceful. Soak up these 30 seconds of genius while you can, before Isaiah becomes NBC and Tyler Perry's bitch. (Vulture)

OMFG Ashley Greene and Thomas Jane Join ‘LOL’
Wednesday, June 30 by

The unfairly hot Ashley Greene and The Punisher Thomas Jane are in talks to join the Miley Cyrus film 'LOL'. Yes, we've come to the point where movies are being named after text message abbreviations. According to THR, "the story centers on a teenage girl (Cyrus) who is dumped by her more sexually experienced boyfriend while her divorcee mother (Demi Moore) struggles to move on with her life." Greene will play a high school bad girl, and Jane will be Cyrus' father. One problem. The movie stars Miley Cyrus, which means Disney will have a double padlock chastity belt secured on it. So Ashley Greene is playing a bad girl, but we won't get to see her do anything really bad. Such as seducing Demi Moore into some surprisingly graphic girl-on-girl action. …And now I apply the stand-by ice pack.

‘Scream 4′ To Feature Two Masks
Wednesday, June 30 by

An early concept.Everyone is on Twitter these days. Celebrities, fake celebrities, movie humor sites, and even the manufacturer of the mask used in the Scream films. It's only a matter of time before our younger cousins teach our grandparents how to tweet. But back to RJ Torbert of FunWorld, the creator of Scream's Ghostface. He recently leaked some information about the sequel on his Twitter page, and it looks like Neve Campbell isn't the only one sporting a new look:I expect there to be 2 diff masks, however I will say this, things changing very often – difficult to say without giving it away.Sent out additional GHOSTFACE to the SET today, a very interesting opening scene.Lets just say, the town of Woodsboro, has an obsession. There is your hint.Hmmm, okay let me guess. Obsession sounds liks Obsessed. Ali Larter starred in Obsessed and "Heroes" alongside Scream 4 star Hayden Panettiere. Hayden Panettiere was a child actor who turned out hot. Oh my God. I know who the killer is. Or killers are, I should say. It's Alyssa Milano and Christine Lakin. It's so obvious. Why didn't I see this before?!! **smokes pipe backwards** (ShockTillYouDrop)

Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
Tuesday, June 29 by

For those of you who can't wait for the upcoming remake of Conan the Barbarian, we have just the thing to hold you over. Behold, Conan the Barbarian: The Musical! Sing along to such classics as "Crom" and "Hear the Lamentation of the Women." Well, it's actually all one song, but I needed to fill some space. Watch Conan the Barbarian: The Musical after the jump.

‘Twilight Eclipse’ Test Screening
Tuesday, June 29 by

I weep for theater seats this weekend.Control yourself over these links. The Whitest Kids U'Know Are Back (TVSquad) The Nastiest Quotes From Critics Trashing 'Grown Ups' (Asylum) Kim Kardashian Will Be Made Of Wax (PopEater) The Breakfast Fight Club (FilmDrunk) 25 Videos Of Hot Chicks Who Love Video Games (HolyTaco) 15 Cool Pictures Of Famous People With Animals (Unreality) British Kids Recreate 'Goodfellas' In Just 60 Seconds (BroBible) Cute Girl Faceplants Off Bike And Into Creek (TotalProSports) 100 Twitter Accounts Every Guy Should Follow (Maxim) MMA Loses Another Battle In New York (CagePotato) Justin Bieber's Tips For Surviving Puberty (CelebJihad) Free Condoms For Kids (Smosh) 20 Directors' Post-Failure Careers (Pajiba) Another Adventre With Stay-At-Home Dad(Atom) Secret Sexy Russian Spy Arrested (MadeMan) 

‘Tron Legacy’ Lightcycles Selling On eBay
Tuesday, June 29 by

If you wouldn't mind being one of the coolest people in existence, and you have in your possession $35k, you should probably buy a functioning, street legal Tron Legacy lightcycle. The guys who built the Batpod replica are making only five and selling them on eBay:The Parker Brothers team is building 5 custom one off "Lightcycles" to the exact specs of the movie bikes. Each bike will be black with an accent color – 5 bikes with 5 different accent colors (red, blue, yellow, green, and orange). Unlike the "Batpod" replica, the "Lightcycle" is being built for everyday street use. Each bike will come with a manufacterers build sheet and a certificate of title with purchase. Each bike will come with either a high powered electric motor or a high performance gasoline motor and transmission depending on the buyers needs. Be the envy of everyone who sees this bike as it will make motorcycles as you now know them seem like antiques on the road. No future "Lightcycles" will be made to ensure the value of these custom motorcycles in the coming years.The back cover opens up at the push of a button and there is a neon glow that exits from the back of the bike to resemble the lightcycles colored light trail from the original game. These bikes will also come with a TRON style helmet (Not DOT Approved).Can you even imagine rolling up on your lightcycle at the local frozen yogurt joint? You'd strut to the counter with your helmet on, the customers starring in awe, and demand a Daft Punk sundae. The pizza-faced employee wouldn't know what that is, but he'd have to make it for you anyway because you own a f*cking lightcycle. You get Daft Punk sundaes whenever you damn well please. (Geekologie)

Andy Serkis Motion Captures Role of Caesar In ‘Rise of the Apes’
Tuesday, June 29 by

Andy Serkis will be suiting up in weird, wirey crap once again to play Caesar, the chief chimp in charge of the Rise of the Apes. This should be a breeze for Serkis having worked extensively with motion capture to portray Gollum in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the 25-foot gorilla in King Kong, and Captain Haddock in Spielberg's Tintin.I'm really interested to see what WETA comes up with for this film. Now that I know it will be Serkis making raspberries and throwing his poop around (generally known as pulling a Kiefer Sutherland), I'm much more interested. But what of Hollywood's animal actors? It looks like they will be completely frozen out of this production. I just don't have the heart to tell Buckaroo. He's already blown his anticipated earnings on that lavish banana hill.Poor bastard. (via Cinema Blend)

Fred Rides King Kong 360 3D
Tuesday, June 29 by

I remember my dad taking me on the original King Kong ride at Universal Studios Florida. It wasn’t a big deal, just a monsterous hydraulic monkey shaking your tram around. The cool part about it was it transported you to a world only seen on the screen, or at least someone made their best effort to put you there. Then you could bond with your dad over movies he was too old for and you were too young for.

When a fire on the Universal backlot destroyed the California equivalent of that ride, it became a mixed blessing. The new, revamped, bigger, badder King Kong 360 3-D was designed by Peter Jackson, based on his 2005 remake of the movie. Universal Studios premiered the ride, which opens this summer, with a Kong themed party on the backlot. There were snakes and monkeys and tigers from the Wildlife Waystation, tribal drummers and free trams through the new attraction.

Hulu Plus Service Gives You The World For $10 A Month
Tuesday, June 29 by

Imagine a world where you can have every episode of "Bones" at the tip of your fingers at all times. Are we mature enough as a society to handle that kind of power? Hulu thinks so. Today the television streaming service announced a new premium service, where for a mere $10 a month you will be given access to full current seasons of "Happy Town," "Trauma," "FlashForward," "Tonight Show With Jay Leno," and "Mercy" to name a few. You'll also be able to view the complete series of shows like "Roswell" and "Samantha Who?"And just to sweeten the pot, the content will include commercials and be available to view on your tiny ass iPhone screens. O, to the future my friends! In all its eye-strainy and time-wastey glory!! (Hulu Plus)

‘Ice Road Truckers’ 3D Film Could Be a Thing
Tuesday, June 29 by

John Moore (Max Payne) wants to direct a 3D adaptation of the History Channel reality series "Ice Road Truckers." Taylor Lautner bailed on his Northern Lights aviation project, and now Moore says, "F*ck planes. I want big rigs." Him and a writer that he wouldn't name (because of the Russians) pitched a take to Fox studios that made their genitals tingle. That's usually the precursor to a greenlight. "It is very much a tough guy movie," Moore said. "Here's a bunch of characters who tackle problems by getting in there and getting things done. We'll turn it into a mission movie that harkens back to Towering Inferno, Jaws, or The Guns of Navarone. You got a problem, go solve it."So characters will be going into places and doing stuff and overcoming obstacles and then coming out of the places they went into, but in the cold and with 18-Wheelers carrying supplies for diamond miners and in 3D. I honestly have nothing snarky to say about that. Sounds like a good idea that's rife with conflict. Add ice to anything and chances of a fail increase exponentially. It's science. Or a smoothie. (Deadline)

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Got Married
Tuesday, June 29 by

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green, a.k.a. David Silver, got married. Everybody settle. I said EVERYBODY. SETTLE. The couple have been dating on-and-off since 2004, and decided to tie the knot last week in Hawaii. With Fox booted off of Transformers 3 and Brian Austin Green being Brian Austin Green, they really had nothing better to do that day. My apologies go out to all the delusional guys who thought in some distant universe they had a chance with Megan. Someone get Rose Kid on suicide watch. (TMZ)

The Twihard Hierarchy
Tuesday, June 29 by

Between waiting for the stars of the film to walk the red carpet last week (to get their babies signed), to camping out for the best seats in the house for Wednesday's theatrical debut of Eclipse, Twilight fans (or Twihards) really have the world on a string.
Think about it, if any of us were to obsess about, say, Princess Leia action figures, we'd be bouncing off the walls of our padded cell. But these fans have things figured out, and even if a few "bad apples" have been tagging walls with book quotes and arraigned for attempted murder, they're still accepted in society.
But, they're not all criminally deranged. So we wanted to set the record straight, and shed light on this cultural phenomena that has taken over so many of our women.

Caleb Landry Jones Likely to Star as Banshee in ‘X-Men: First Class’
Tuesday, June 29 by

More X-Men: First Class news. Caleb Landry Jones is reportedly the odds-on favorite to win the role of Banshee (Sean Cassidy) in the upcoming prequel. For those of you who don't know, Jones is the kid on the bike at the end of No Country for Old Men.Why do I know his name? I happen to have an entire wall of my apartment devoted to pictures of young blond actors I cut out of magazines, including a few pics of a certain Caleb Landry Jones.What do you mean, creepy? It's not sexual or anything; they're just so pretty! Jeez, you sound like my girlfriend…god, how I hate her. (LatinoReview)

Janeane Garofalo’s Hip New Indie Project: ‘Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior’
Tuesday, June 29 by

Alternative comedy darling Janeane Garofalo is working on a hip new indie project: "Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior." The show, which will air on an underground television network known as CBS, is a spin-off of the avant garde production, "Criminal Minds," and will co-star Forest Whitaker.Garofalo will play a member of an elite team of agents within the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit. This is, no doubt, Garofalo's way of using irony to mock the strong-arm tactics of Federal law-enforcement agencies and their psychotic war on drugs.Fight the power, Janeane! (Coming Soon)

Warner Bros. Assembling ‘Lego’ Movie
Tuesday, June 29 by

Warner Bros. is putting together a writing/directing team for a film based on the popular children's toy, Legos, Coming Soon is reporting. Phil Lord and Chris Miller, the duo behind Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, have been tasked with bringing the building blocks to life.Although few details have emerged, the film is being described as an "action adventure set in a LEGO world." While some might decry the idea as yet another example of Hollywood running out of original ideas, I, for one, welcome the Lego movie. It brings my childhood dream of seeing Connect Four on the big screen one step closer.

AT-AT Is Man’s Best Friend
Monday, June 28 by

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to have an AT-AT for a pet, look no further than this short film, AT-AT Day Afternoon. Like we all suspected, they poop Jabbas. (FilmDrunk)These links want your affection.'Twilight: Eclipse' Photoshop Contest (HolyTaco) Why Do I Keep Watching: 'Entourage' (TVSquad) Hot Girls Tell You The Time On Japanese Mobile App (Asylum) Susan Saradon To Film Ping-Pong Reality Show (PopEater) Mentos & Diet Coke Revive Dead, French Clown (FilmDrunk) The Sexiest Eyes In Hollywood (Unreality) 100 Best Free Porn Sites (BroBible) This Gymnasitcs Freakout Is A Must See (TotalProSports) 6 Ways To Ruin A Home Shopping Segment (Maxim) Rematch In Russia Rocky Balboa-Style (CagePotato) Mel Gibson's Knuckle Punch Drunk-Love(CelebJihad) Bad Fashions We Should All Stop Wearing (Smosh)  Part 'Zodiac', Part 'Pi' Movie Trailer (Pajiba) Luke Trips And Dies (Atom) Datamancer's Stylish New Keyboards (MadeMan)

Now Peter Jackson Might Not Direct ‘The Hobbit’
Monday, June 28 by

If Peter Jackson has to tell you twice, you're getting a Flair Chop.News broke on Friday that Peter Jackson would in fact slip on his "World's Best Director" apron to take over creamy buttering duties for The Hobbit hot potato. A follow-up today on AICN refutes this claim, pointing out that no one knows who the hell is greasing up this spud.Harry Knowles sat down with his contact "DEREK," who had this to say:The only quote that I’ll attribute to my source, whom I’ll call “DEREK”, when I asked if he was directing, “No, nothing has really changed – I’ve always said that me directing was one option, and so that’s not really news. The studio are working out what that deal would look like, because how else do they know if it’s a viable option? But it’s honestly one of several different options – many irons are in the fire right now. What’s of great concern to everyone right now is trying to stay on schedule and not slip back another year, because we will start losing people – and that’s increasingly difficult as each day passes. A lot of people – both film makers and studios are working very hard right now, trying to get a positive outcome here.”Who is this shrouded man of mystery? What playful game of cat and mouse is the master of deceptions drawing us into?? Call me crazy but I've got a hunch that this "DEREK" is none other than "Jeter Packson." Once we get swab test results, we'll know for sure.

Necessary Unnecessary Purchase: Truffle Shuffle Tee
Monday, June 28 by

Urban Outfitters has a shirt for sale that makes it easier than ever to do the Truffle Shuffle. It's a soft cotton tee with "Do The Truffle Shuffle" graphic on the front, and a Chunk head inside for actual Truffle Shuffle action. It's currently going for $14.99, reduced from $24.99 because for some reason these things aren't moving like hot cakes. A gallery of hot girls wearing this tee and flashing their truffles would be the illest/creepiest thing ever. Make it happen, Internet!

Alice Eve In Talks To Join ‘X-Men: First Class’
Monday, June 28 by

The Maxim spread for X-Men: First Class is shaping up to be AWESOME. We've known for awhile that Amber Heard and Rosamund Pike may sign on to play gorgeous mutants in Matthew Vaughn's prequel. Now there's word that Alice Eve is in talks to play the role of Emma Frost. This more than makes up for her not making the cut for Captain America. If we're all very good and wish really hard, this could become a reality. Those uncertain as to why this is an extremely important matter need only refer to the picture below:Everybody clear? Good. Now get your asses down to the local wishing well. And bring a sh*tload of pennies. (Deadline)

‘True Blood’ Recap: It Hurts Me Too S3E3
Monday, June 28 by

Previously on "True Blood," the King of Mississippi offered to make Bill a Sheriff if he'd spill the beans on the Queen of Louisiana's plans, Bill lit his maker on fire, Tara met a (seemingly) nice vampire who, unbeknownst to her, was doing a little B & E at the Compton house, Jessica was looking to get rid of a corpse, Jason caught a meth dealer, Sam went for a run with his shape-shifting brother, and Sookie and Eric were about to deal with an intruding werewolf. Onto this week's episode, "It Hurts Me Too."MORE AFTER THE JUMP…

UPDATE: Spike Lee Intent on Making His ‘Nagasaki Deadline’
Monday, June 28 by

…right after he finishes his treat.UPDATE: James Cameron won't be taking the producer credit, but his Lightstorm team of Jon Landau and Rae Sanchini are still on it. Cameron's most likely too busy trying to crush the box office yet again with his next project. Spike Lee is crossing the t's and dotting the i's to direct Nagasaki Deadline, with James Cameron set to produce. It will be his first feature since 2008's Miracle At St. Anna. Deadline has the deets:The film focuses on a troubled FBI agent and his desperate race to thwart two terrorist attacks planned to unfold on American soil. The fed goes beyond obvious suspects to focus on theories that the crime is tied to historical events, as he races against the clock.They've somehow managed to bring the broad scope of the The National Treasure movies to post-9/11 terrorism drama. Let's just go ahead and get the paperwork moving along for Nic Cage's casting. With Lee and Cage on the same movie, some studio exec wouldn't sleep from pre-production all the way to its premiere. Lee will make constant creative demands, and Cage will want to spend most of his time with a block of C4, you know, to get inside the head of a plastic explosive.

‘Mad Men’ Season 4 Trailer Gives Ya Nothin’
Monday, June 28 by

"Mad Men" is such an outstanding television program that creator Matthew Weiner doesn't want to give away ANYTHING for Season Four. Even in the new trailer, all we get is past footage. Granted, martinis and red-headed broads still wet my whistle, but at least gimme a taste of things to come. Damn you, Weiner! Fine! I'll tune in to AMC on Sunday July 25th, but I'm not going to enjoy it. Alright, I'll probably enjoy it.Check out the "Mad Men" Season 4 trailer after the jump…

Cookie Monster Wants Milk for Cookies
Monday, June 28 by

Holly Madison shouldn't tempt such a ravenous monster.

Steve Carell Sets His Out-Of-Office To Permanent
Monday, June 28 by

You won't have Steve Carell to push around and peanut butter scalp massage anymore.Expect to see Dwight Schrute stand on his desk and exclaim, "O, Captain! My Captain!!," because Steve Carell has confirmed that he is out this bitch. Carell told Access Hollywood that he will not re-up his contract when it expires at the end of the seventh season of "The Office." The show is expected to continue without him, but it's unclear at this point if new characters will join the cast.Despite its talented cast and writers, I can't imagine "The Office" without Carell's Michael Scott. Then again, I couldn't imagine that a grown man would paint his nude body to resemble a Spider-Man costume. That serving of crow was a tough one to choke down.

Review: ‘The Last Exorcism’
Monday, June 28 by

The Last Exorcism PG-13, 90min., 2010 Cast: Partrick Fabin, Ashely Bell, Iris Bahr, Louis Hertum, and  Caleb Landury Jones Directed by Daniel Stamm Screenplay by Huck Barto and Andreww Gurland…

Sony Has Found Its ‘Spider-Man’ Almost
Monday, June 28 by

An in-depth look at Sony's casting/hazing process.Sony still hasn't decided who will take the lead in their unnecessary Spider-Man reboot, but they are at least a step closer. It's reported that most members of the casting shortlist have been forced to wear tights for "camera tests" and definitely not some sick, sex thing for studio kicks in case that's what you've heard. Nope, definitely for a camera test. Right, Deadline?I'm told that the candidates whose screen tests were viewed Friday are:  Jamie Bell (the Billy Elliot star who wrapped the Kevin Macdonald-directed The Eagle of the Ninth) , Star Trek’s Anton Yelchin, Kick-Ass’s Aaron Johnson, Andrew Garfield (The Social Network), Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief) and Alden Ehrenreich (Tetro). Frank Dillane (Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince) and Michael Angerano (Lords of Dogtown) are also in the final list that the studio is working from.Ugh. C'mon, you guys. Just hurry up and pick one of the actors that people have heard about before. This is taking too long and we still need a few months worth of speculating who the villian will be and which girl from Twilight will play Mary Jane. (Hint: none of them.)

‘Toy Story 3′ Beats ‘Grown Ups’ With Help from 3D
Monday, June 28 by

Toy Story 3 ruled its second weekend at the box office, bringing in $59 million. An estimated 57% of its revenue was from 3D screenings.The film easily crushed its closest competition, Grown Ups ($41 million) and Knight and Day ($27.8 million) thanks in no small part to the fact that Toy Story had a more substantial plot and more realistic, likable characters. Get it? It's ironic because Toy Story is a cartoon about toys!Ugh, never mind. (Empire Online)

Skip the Next ‘Harold & Kumar’? NPH Wouldn’t Do That!
Monday, June 28 by

Neil Patrick Harris (the actor and the character) is returning for the third installment of the Harold and Kumar trilogy. Harris joins the original stars, John Cho and Kal Penn, as well as newcomers Patton Oswalt and Thomas Lennon.The film, currently titled A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas, has already begun shooting at a mall in Michigan. Unfortunately, it's not slated for release until Christmas of 2011. If that bums you out, just get stoned, click here, and forget I said anything. (Empire Online)