Recap: The Shield Season 7 Premiere
Tuesday, September 2 by

We're almost at the end of the road for The Shield and I would be lying if I said it didn't make me just a little sad. For the past six seasons, this show has been giving us all the bad language and graphic violence we could ever expect to get from basic cable. It has been an awesome journey, but it looks like it's going to go out the way it came in: Kicking ass all over the place.

Dickhead Director Of The Day: David Fincher
Tuesday, September 2 by

It hit the wires today that there has been a little scandal surrounding The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Apparently director David Fincher does not want to pare down his cut, which is clocking in at 17 hours and 32 minutes.

Leaked Pics of Dark Superman
Tuesday, September 2 by

We were recently sent these concept pictures that the producers have been using  to help cast the new Superman in a more edgy light. From the looks of these, he is definitely a lot darker than ever before.

This Week’s DVDs That Don’t Suck: 9/2/2008
Tuesday, September 2 by

Our list of non-sucky discs is relatively short this week. But, as the days get shorter and people start settling in to get fat over the winter, we'll slowly see lots of good stuff seep out of Hollywood and into Christmas stockings. Or into Hanukkah stockings. Or whatever kind of stockings Satan worshippers fill with nifty gifts. The Office: Season Four

The Curse of Poltergeist To Kill Again
Tuesday, September 2 by

My young, formative brain was totally freaked the fuck out by the original Poltergeist.  It’s a genuinely creepy movie. But what’s more creepy is the supposed ‘curse’ that has followed the franchise throughout the making of all three films.  Four of the actors involved in the films died over the period of six years.

Recap: Mad Men: Episode 2.06
Tuesday, September 2 by

Episode: “Maidenform.” Glorious summer has come to Sterling Cooper, and what better time to focus on women’s underwear? Playtex want a new campaign to compete with the racy imaginations of their rival Maidenform (virgins with racy imaginations, oh my!).

Brett Ratner Wants to Rip Off The Wizard For a Guitar Hero Movie
Friday, August 29 by

There are plenty of reasons not to like Brett Ratner. Everything from his appearance on Entourage to his huge stockpile of incredibly shitty, but bafflingly profitable movies (X-Men 3, all of the Rush Hours) seems to scream, "I'm what makes people hate Hollywood." Well, Brett told MTV that he wants to make a Guitar Hero movie, and his proposed plot is every bit as horrific as you would think.

Bonus Features: Thursday Sucks Edition
Thursday, August 28 by

Most of us have a big three-day weekend coming up, which makes this week all that much harder to sit through. But, rather than buckling down and getting your work done, why not poke around the internet and watch free episodes of The OC? See, that's much better.

Mad Men: Ep. 206
Thursday, August 28 by
11 Craziest Ann Coulter Moments
Thursday, August 28 by

I’ve been missing Ann Coulter's horsey face lately. When she’s quiet, it's like I forget how important it is to hate your fellow human beings. Here are a few of her craziest moments, in hopes we can inspire her to flap that lip again sometime soon.

Bonus Features: What To Watch This Weekend
Thursday, August 28 by

Between Vin Diesel movies and Animal Planet shows about a dude who gets eaten by a bear, this could be a decent weekend.

Contest: Fill the Bubble With Funny and Win
Thursday, August 28 by

This is the first contest here on Screenjunkies.com and it's making me feel all special and wet on the inside. You can share in that feeling and maybe win yourself a copy of Kenny Vs. Spenny: Volume 1 Uncensored on DVD.

Jason Segel To Write Muppet Movie
Thursday, August 28 by

It was recently announced that Jason Segel will be writing the new Muppet movie. This is a man who has been involved in other children’s’ films, such as Knocked Up and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. 

Pics Of Jessica Biel In Movie About Something
Thursday, August 28 by

Ok everyone, here are some picture of Jessica Biel from a new Movie called Easy Virtue, which is a heartwarming tale about blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Recap: Mythbusters: Episode 7.02 NASA Moon Landing
Thursday, August 28 by

Episode: "Nasa Moon Landing." I try to get into fist fights with conspiracy theorists as often as possible. They're usually fat guys or 15 year olds with studded leather jackets so I win pretty easily. But, the Mytbusters are taking a more tactful approach, opting to prove the cellar dwellers wrong with nerdy scientific experiments.

Recap: Man Vs. Wild: Episode 5.02
Thursday, August 28 by

Episode: "The Deep South." The south is a dangerous enough place, what with all of the cholesterol-laden foods and NASCARs whipping around all over the place, but Bear dropped himself in the middle of what he calls "Katrina Country" to bite the heads off of some snakes and piss off some alligators. The terrain:

Bonus Features: Weekly Hump Dump
Wednesday, August 27 by

I did this post yesterday about getting Sean Connery a birthday present. It was before this came to my attention. Now I'm adding Pimp Stick to the list. From Filmdrunk.

Facebook The Movie. The Shitty, Shitty Movie.
Wednesday, August 27 by

It always amazes me how excited people get about social networking sites, and then at some point just decide that they are totally lame. Like do you kids remember Friendster? Back in 2002 I was all OVER that shit. Then Myspace came along and had more hot young girls. And at some point, people just all abandoned that ship and headed to facebook.

Full Version of Rain of Madness Free on iTunes, Maggot
Wednesday, August 27 by

Just in case you didn't get enough fake, jungle action when you saw Tropic Thunder in the theater, you can go check out the full, half-hour long Rain of Madness documentary for free from the iTunes store.

Director of Babylon A.D. Says Screw Babylon A.D.
Wednesday, August 27 by

You know it’s never a good thing when people try to ‘distance’ themselves from something. Like how people tried to ‘distance’ themselves from the Titanic or the Hindenburg, or how people step on landmines and get 'distanced' from their feet.

HBO Wusses Out on Preacher Series
Wednesday, August 27 by

Admittedly, I'm not a huge comic nerd, but there are some titles that I'm pretty fond of. Preacher is definitely one of them, which is why it makes me kind of sad that the planned HBO series based on the comics has died a painful death before it ever had a chance to live. The good news is, that we didn't end up with some toned-down version of an epicly violent story.

11 Craziest Moments of Sexy Ann Coulter
Wednesday, August 27 by
Kristen Bell’s Voice to Star in Astro Boy
Wednesday, August 27 by

For the most part, I hate animated movies, especially when they waste an amazingly hot chick doing voice acting for them. But, Kristen Bell has reportedly agreed to be the lead female part in Astro Boy, which is apparently a story about a creepy-looking, Japanese robot boy who flies around weirding everyone out with his enormous eyes and metal underpants. Hot pictures of Kristen to counteract the nerdiness after the break.

Ten Gift Ideas For Sir Sean Connery’s Birthday
Tuesday, August 26 by

It’s not easy getting a gift for the best Scottish actor that has ever lived. But we put our heads together and came up with some seriously good ideas. Here they are, in ascending order. 10. Personalized Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones

Amazon Gives New “Release” DVDs a Whole New Meaning
Tuesday, August 26 by

When I was putting together this mornings DVDs that don't suck post, I saw something interesting on Amazon's new releases page. Right above the Elisha Cuthbert rom com, My Sassy Girl was a $40 DVD called "The Best of Penis Massage." Of course I clicked on it, forever ruining my Amazon recomendations for the sake of a laugh.

8 Movie Prisoners We Wouldn’t Mind Having as Cellmates
Tuesday, August 26 by

Jail is not a place I ever want to go. Sure, they probably wouldn't make me race for my life like they did in Death Race, but there would almost certainly be raping and that's not for me, thanks. But jail is different in the movies and these 8 guys might make pretty good cellmates. 8. Lt. Gen. Eugene Irwin from The Last Castle

This Week’s DVDs that Don’t Suck: 8/26/2008
Tuesday, August 26 by

We're only one week away from an avalanche of good TV premieres, so I wouldn't go crazy buying DVDs this week unless you're in some kind of full-body cast. But there is some good stuff dropping. Here are the highlights.

Heroes: Season 2

Recap: Weeds: Episode 4.11
Tuesday, August 26 by

Episode: "Head Cheese". After last week's big happenings, things slowed down for this episode, probably so they can get everyone into position for the last two episodes of the season. It looks like some shit is about to go down. Nancy:

Junky Love with Jordana Brewster
Monday, August 25 by

Man, she’s so pretty it kind of hurts. And not only that, she went to Yale. And she’s in the new Fast and Furious movie, which I have to wait until 2009 to see. Did I mention how pretty she is? Man.

6 Reasons We Should All Be Glad the Olympics Are Over
Monday, August 25 by

With last night's closing ceremonies, the 2008 Beijing Olympics closed out one of the highest rated TV events in the history of the idiot box. We're all guilty of watching at least some of it, but now it's time to get back to business as usual. That business, of course, is not giving a crap about anything even remotely Olympics related.