True Blood ‘To Love Is To Bury’
Monday, November 17 by

Last episode was a tornado of guts and guilt…literally.  Bill was forced into turning an innocent girl into a vampire.  Jason’s vampire buddy was killed by his psycho girlfriend right before his eyes and Sookie was attacked and almost killed by the predator that we can only assumed killed her grandmother and the two other girls, Dawn and Mardette.

Review: Quantum Of Solace
Monday, November 17 by

Face it.  Bond movies aren't high art. They're movie fast food.  You know what you're paying for.  It's huge, loud, and sandwiched in meat.  So to speak.  Remember the 1980s Big Mac? The hot side stays hot, the cold side stays cold.  Well, Quantum was brilliant junk food.  The girls were hot-ass skinbombs; the guys were cold-ass.  It's not Fellini, Wells, or even Scorsese: it's junk food.  So pull up to the second window and get some extra fries. Here's are your grades, class

Entourage ‘Play’n With Fire’
Sunday, November 16 by

 Schadenfreude is a noun meaning satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else's misfortune. Every time you watch TMZ, or a dumb kid on the internet falling off his skateboard, or your jerk of a boss getting subpoenaed for sexual harrassment–that little smirk you get in all of those situations qualifies for that very German word.

10 Craziest Elisabeth Hasselbeck Moments
Friday, November 14 by

 

30 Rock ‘The One With The Cast Of Night Court’
Friday, November 14 by

  

Joaquin Phoenix Op Ed
Thursday, November 13 by

The enigmatic Joaquin Phoenix clears up some common misconceptions about his recent decision to quit acting, as well as his career in general. 

The Office ‘Business Trip’
Thursday, November 13 by

Michael travels to the land of Can-a-DA on a business trip and nearly hooks up with an exotic Canadian concierge, while Oscar and Andy bond over drinks at the bar. Back in Scranton, some Jim/Pam trouble starts to brew once Pam realizes she’s failed one of her classes, and Ryan tries to win back Kelly.A Foreign Land

CSI ‘Say Uncle’
Thursday, November 13 by

It’s a wonderful day in Korea Town. People are laughing, drinking, smiles all around! And then people get shot. Happiness turns to panic as bystanders flee from gunfire. A young boy donning blue sunglasses and blood splatters stands out from the crowd.

South Park ‘Elementary School Musical’
Thursday, November 13 by

  The South Park boys come face to face with the school's obsession with the High School Musical craze. Recap

CSI: Miami
Wednesday, November 12 by

A drama series based off of the widely popular CSI: Crime Scene Investigation series, CSI: Miami follows a team of forensic investigators as they use high- tech equipment and old fashion detective work to solve cases. Horatio Cane is a former homicide detective that now leads a team of investigators to find out the truth from the evidence.Network: CBS

House ‘The Itch’
Wednesday, November 12 by

House’s case this week involves an agoraphobic man with a case of PTSD and of course some mysterious life threatening disease. On top of that he must now face the aftermath of his lip lock with Cuddy. What does it mean? Nothing of course, House has no feelings! Or does he? Turns out House delivers some hostile insight to his reclusive patient that actually holds some truth in his own life. But does he follow his own advice? It was a close one.

Fringe ‘In Which We Meet Mr. Jones’
Wednesday, November 12 by

If you ever get a Venus fly trap in your body, you will live.

Hollywood On Ebay: The Memory of Bernie Mac
Tuesday, November 11 by

Click image for the full version. In Hollywood, everything has a price. And here’s some more proof. Here’s a shot of one of their Ebay auctions. May Mr. Mac’s memory…

My Own Worst Enemy ‘Not My Son’
Tuesday, November 11 by

Henry Spivey has to once more contend with how much better in bed his other half is (wow, the drama), while he realizes his near nymphomaniac therapist is a secret agent as well and has to protect his secret from the agency.  Trouble brews at home too, as Henry discovers his son may have more in common with Edward than with him.  Plus, the P.I. Raymond’s wife hired digs deeper and threatens Raymond’s identity.

Heroes ‘Villians’
Tuesday, November 11 by

This episode should have been called flashbacks, because that’s where we spend more than ninety percent of our time – in the past, as Hiro navigates the visions given to him by the African dude’s paste. It’s actually not that bad – there’s a lot of stuff with the Petrellis, we get more backstory on Sylar, and more of the interplay between Linderman and Arthur is revealed. Most everything takes place between a year and eighteen months ago.

Morning News
Tuesday, November 11 by

Jaden Smith set for Karate Kid redo (Var

11 Nude Scenes We Didn’t Need To See
Monday, November 10 by

There is good-naked, like a beautiful woman brushing her hair. And there is bad-naked, like Wilfred Brimley in his birthday suit working a belt sander. Here are a few of the most important moments in cinema that have brought bad-naked to your precious little burning eyeballs. Enjoy.   

The Sarah Connor Chronicles ‘Mr. Ferguson is Ill Today’
Monday, November 10 by

"You're Not Stupid John, But Sometimes You Do Stupid Things"  should have been the title of the episode. I sometimes forget that he's a sixteen year old boy because we are constantly reminded that he's the savior of mankind but, when he does something immature and "you have got to be kidding me "worthy, it all seems to come rushing back to me.

Review: Soul Men
Monday, November 10 by

Soul Men has the unusual distinction of having, in its cast, two instrumentally famous African American performers who have both passed away in the past year: Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes. Because of this, it’s almost impossible to look at the film without remembering how much Mac and Hayes have impacted both the acting and music world, and it works to the film’s advantage.

True Blood ‘I Don’t Want To Know’
Monday, November 10 by

  With only two episodes left, things just seem to get more complicated for Sookie and the people in her life.  I honestly can’t figure out how they are going to end this first season…probably with some lame cliffhanger that will piss everyone off. 

A Fanboy Rants: The Wachowski Brothers
Monday, November 10 by

Speed Racer is 2008’s biggest box office bomb so far, and as a result, many people have been quick to label it the worst film of the year. Some are even calling it the worst film of all time.  Similarly, we all know that the two Matrix sequels did nothing but disappoint fans.

Entourage ‘Revenge of the Seth’
Sunday, November 9 by

  Sometimes, every man has to swallow his pride like so many bitter and stale pumpkin beers left as wounded soldiers after a Halloween party. You probably did that last weekend, but at least you didn't have to deal with Seth Green biting at your ankles while you did it.

Point Counter Point: Four Christmases
Friday, November 7 by

Whatever your stance on the acting abilities of V. Vaughn may be, few can deny the contentious, often violent debate that erupts surrounding his Yule-timed movies. We’re giving two ardent, impassioned readers of Screenjunkies a chance to have their opinions heard. We hope you enjoy. Yours Truly. Max Powers, Editor At Large.

30 Rock “Believe In The Stars”
Friday, November 7 by

Tranquilizers, Freaky Friday, Olympic Tetherball, and Oprah Winfrey. Liz tells Jack that she has to fly to Chicago for jury duty. Convinced that it won’t take long to not be selected as one of the jurors, thanks to her Princess Leia costume, she tells him that she will return in no time.  This is fortunate for him because he has found himself in the middle of an Olympic controversy worse than doping.

The Office “Customer Survey”
Friday, November 7 by

False alarm bells ring when Michael decides to lie to everybody him and Holly being married while Kelly is suspected of tampering with the customer service reports that make both Jim and Dwight look bad.  The Pam/Jim thing continues as they get the latest technological device to stay in touch even longer, and Andy is on the trail of the perfect wedding location.

Morning News Roundup
Friday, November 7 by

Spielberg, Smith in talks for Oldboy (Variety)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Thursday, November 6 by

CSI is a drama series that follows a team of forensic investigators in the city of Las Vegas.  They are on call 24/7 and are constantly trying to put together the pieces of evidence to solve the crime. The team made up of an eclectic group of people from different backgrounds provides another layer to the already fast paced profession of crime solving.

Sexiest TV Babes Of The 80′s
Thursday, November 6 by

Whether you know it or not, your sexual preferences today are a byproduct of your childhood conditioning.  And if its one thing that conditioned all of us, it’s the TV. The 80s brought us blue-colored drink mix, unrealistic expectations for time-travel capability, and one of the tastiest range of sexy TV starlets in history.

South Park About Last Night
Thursday, November 6 by

Obama wins the election and is revealed to have been co-conspiring with McCain to win it for ten years to make the ultimate heist: the Hope Diamond.  Also, a South Park resident has secrets nobody would suspect.

Recession Proof Gift Guide
Wednesday, November 5 by

Here's the preliminary list of prodcuts for the Recessionized man…images are 500×500, full quality, web optimized jpgs.Cameras(Under $50)  Argus DC3185 — $39.99(Under $100) Samsung S860 — $99.99