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Mario sported an ironic mustache before it was ironic.

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I can't decide if it's the mustaches or Al Pacino shouting his lines that make this look like Generic Cop Movie 2011 Edition. I can't decide if it's the mustaches or Al Pacino shouting his lines that make this look like Generic Cop Movie 2011 Edition. Sundance's closing entry, Son Of No One doesn't really impress with this first trailer. Channing Tatum stars as a cop with some kind of tragedy in his past. He's working the beat in the Queens housing projects where he was raised until a reporter starts digging up dirt about his childhood and deceased Cop Dad. Al Pacino and Ray Liotta (who didn't get the mustache memo) serve as his advisors while guarding whatever secret from his past that inevitably won't have a very good pay off in the end. Also, Katie Holmes is here playing Stressed Out Katie Holmes. And Tracy Morgan will definitely get shot. (MTV)


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Why are they so vulgar? The thing about Disney movies is that they're rarely edgy. Which makes them unrealistic. In real life, people swear and say terrible things. In order to reflect THAT reality, Kyle J. Britt has given the unnecessary censorship treatment to the superhero film Big Hero 6. And we learn that Beymax is kind of vulgar, as are most inflatable balloon men. (In my own personal experience. I don't want to generalize.) Britt has done this work-up before on movies like The Amazing Spider-Man and Frozen. I guess it was just a matter of time before he took to a film that was still in the theaters. (A.V. Club)


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This one is all praise. No criticism. Just kidding. With all the buzz surrounding RDJ and Iron Man 3's impending release, it would be a missed opportunity if we didn't give the previous installment a good dressing-down. While it's one of the most beloved and successful superhero franchises of all time, Iron Man isn't above reproach, if only because superhero movies, no matter how good, are a little unoriginal, and tend to get a few things wrong in their attempts at greatness and grandeur. Sorry, RDJ. You're not perfect. You're just very, very good. But we're still gonna pick out all your shortcomings in this video. Because we're jerks like that.


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Honesty is always the best policy. Especially when it's funny. By the time you get to the third installment of a film, no matter how original the material, or tight the team is, there are going to be some inconsistencies, redundancies, and just general familiarity that piss people of. And that's just in the base case. If it's a superhero film, and you strip the hero away of his superpowers, you're going to feel the wrath. This is our wrath for Iron Man 3 starring Robert Downey Jr., largely as someone other than Iron Man.


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