Because that’s happening nation-wide on April 29th.
Big words for such a tiny man! Oh. Wait. He’s enormous. Never mind.
I hardly remember this movie.
Black Widow finally gets her own movie. Sadly, it was originally written for Katherine Heigl.
I know, I know. It’s only for five years. We’re still woefully ignorant of what our children’s children will watch, Marvel-wise.
I hate when these things aren’t final, and I have to put the qualifier “likely” in there.
Man, I would put off so much homework in order to play this.
Prepare your eyeballs.
I’m fine with this as long as it doesn’t go to Zach Braff.
Finally, some good fortune upon a Marvel franchise!
They sorta buried this one amid the holiday, but many saw it coming.
They didn’t say that was the reason, but we all think it is.
And a happy new year.
It really would have been so perfect. Unless it wasn’t.
I don’t know why someone would do that either.
This role will be in addition to starring in every other role film and TV has to offer.
He could join Marvel because Sony doesn’t seem to know what to do with him.
What did the five fingers say to the face?
Hey, you watched a talking raccoon. Why draw the line here?
Those hoping for an appearance by Miles Morales will have to wait for the NEXT reboot, apparently.
His name is Charlie Cox, and you might recognize him.
it won’t end until every aspect of our universe is, in fact, the Marvel universe.
That’s going to leave a mark.
Finally, a reboot everyone can get behind.
The Honest Trailers stakes have been raised.
Can Marvel please start streamlining their updates?
No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.
Never before have people been THIS excited to see Paul Bettany.
I’ll resort to voodoo to make this happen.