This guy goes to a lot of malls
Vincent D’Onofrio And Chelsea Handler Seen Hanging Out At ‘Mall’
Friday, May 6 by

Featuring product placement from Sbarro?

Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Tuesday, August 12 by

Kevin James stars in a gritty crime drama full of action, romance and important social commentary. Nah, just kidding. It's a slapstick comedy! Paul Blart is shy, chubby mall security guard who has to take on the element of organized crime that has taken over his precious shopping center.

Like this, but different.
Attention Shoppers: ‘Chopping Mall’ Remake In The Works
Monday, November 28 by

Just when you thought it was safe to party in a mall after hours.

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‘The Hunger Games’ Is Logically Doing A Mall Publicity Tour
Thursday, February 23 by

Don’t miss it! Unless you don’t care.

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Tim And Eric Movie To Feature Zach Galifianakis, Will Ferrell, Abandoned Mall
Wednesday, March 2 by

With big stars signed on, Adult Swim’s “Tim & Eric Awesome Show” is planning on taking over the big screen… but what will they do to it, exactly?

Pink Panther 2 Poster Begs For a Mallet
Monday, September 29 by

First the economy commits suicide and now my sense of humor is attacked by this Pink Panther 2 poster. Sure, it's just Steve Martin wearing a hat, poking his head out of a hole. But I just keep imaginging that down there in that hole are the 12 kids from Cheaper By the Dozen waiting to spring out and steal my 10 dollar movie admission.

Pretty much how I imagined.
If You Wear Google Glass In A Movie Theater, You’re Gonna Have A Bad Time
Thursday, January 23 by

Just ask this guy.

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There’s More ‘Paul Blart’ Story To Tell
Wednesday, January 8 by

You had a nice run, ‘The Godfather II’.

Who does he hand these out to?
Coyotes Beware, Roadrunners Rejoice, Here’s Every Crappy Acme Gadget
Wednesday, December 19 by

Sell your Acme stock now as a write-off for this year’s taxes.

For all the virgins out there that can't even drive.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Clueless’
Tuesday, June 3 by

This film has an appearance by an ageless Paul Rudd and a soundtrack with Radiohead. It’s very blessed.

This picture alone is enough to fill my Jessica Simpson quota for the next decade.
Jessica Simpson And ‘Paul Blart’ Writer To Team Up For Televised Meeting Of The Minds On NBC
Tuesday, January 15 by

NICK LACHEY REUNION EPISODE?!?!?!?!?

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The 10 Most Badass Survival Films Ever
Monday, July 7 by

By the ScreenJunkies Staff Survival movies are inherently badass. When you’re faced with zombies, angry mobs, and the cruel forces of nature, you can either lie down and accept your…

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Sibel Kekilli
Monday, June 20 by

German actress Sibel Kekilli plays Shae on HBO’s “Game of Thrones.”

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‘Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’ Clip
Monday, January 23 by

Impressive microphone holders.

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‘Short Circuit’ Reboot To Fall Under The Mindful Eye Of The ‘Alvin And The Chipmunks’ Director
Thursday, August 4 by

Because crass Indian stereotypes are too funny to only do once every 25 years.

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John C. Reilly On ‘Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’: No Steve Brule For You!!
Thursday, June 16 by

He’ll embarrass the Reilly Family name in all new ways.

Tim and Eric face a hostile crowd.
Great Job! Audience Walks Out Of ‘Tim and Eric’ Sundance Screening
Thursday, January 26 by

The marketing people at Cinco are going to have a heart attack.

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‘Paul Blart’ Farts, Does Martial Arts For ‘Click’ Director
Monday, January 10 by

Sony announced that Kevin James, who stars in Oscar bait like Paul Blart: Mall Cop, will re-team with Frank Coraci, his director from 2011′s The Zookeeper, for an MMA movie.

Have you seen me?
‘John Carter’ Director Andrew Stanton To Earn Back Losses With ‘Finding Nemo 2′
Tuesday, July 17 by

That fish has a terrible sense of direction.

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Save The Clock Tower! And These Other Movie Landmarks
Thursday, December 1 by

Nobody steps on a church in my town.

10 Best Family Comedy Movies
Monday, December 6 by Lisa Gove

There is nothing like some good clean family comedy to watch with the kids, and these 10 best family comedy movies will deliver. They will make you laugh without cringing…

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‘Blinky’ Teaser Trailer: I Want One!
Friday, November 12 by

The robot uprising is here and it looks awesome. The teaser trailer for Blinky™ (formerly known as Bad Robot) is alternately super-cute and super-creepy.

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Here’s One More Picture Of Some Dwarves From ‘The Hobbit’
Tuesday, July 12 by

If you have an irrational fear of little people, this probably isn’t for you.

6 Movies About Shopping That Capitalists Will Love
Saturday, November 24 by Gregory Wakeman

  If the world was a better place, we would just be able to buy anything that we wanted when we wanted. But unfortunately it doesn’t work like that, and…

The 6 Worst Movies of 2009 That Still Made Money
Saturday, January 7 by John Coon

There is no accounting for taste with some movies. Every year, several films that hit theaters are loaded with bad acting, plot holes and hackneyed dialogue. The funny thing is…

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Adult Swim Writes Bob Odenkirk More Tiny Checks
Friday, April 8 by

The Adult Swimmers are wisely asking Odenkirk to create a new television show that makes fun of the shitty production values of locally-produced videos. *Inset VCR Tracking Effects*

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See First Pic Of De Niro Playing A Cool Guy In ‘Red Lights’
Friday, April 1 by

Robert De Niro wears his sunglasses at night.

You made it weird, dude.
The 6 Weirdest Christmas Movies I Watched Last Weekend
Tuesday, December 27 by

They’re not naughty or nice. Just friggin’ bizarre.

4 Historical Figures In Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Tuesday, December 20 by Jason Cuthbert

   Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan are two movie teens that unfortunately cannot even combine enough brain cells together to pass their oral history report. But kidnapping…

The 4 Weirdest Actors To Ever Play Santa Claus
Monday, December 12 by Frost

Billy Bob Thornton, “Bad Santa” With the surliness of an ex-addict and the hygiene of a junkyard dog, Billy Bob Thornton’s Santa performance takes the embittered mall Santa stereotypes to…