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Kevin James stars in a gritty crime drama full of action, romance and important social commentary. Nah, just kidding. It's a slapstick comedy! Paul Blart is shy, chubby mall security guard who has to take on the element of organized crime that has taken over his precious shopping center.
Just when you thought it was safe to party in a mall after hours.
Don’t miss it! Unless you don’t care.
With big stars signed on, Adult Swim’s “Tim & Eric Awesome Show” is planning on taking over the big screen… but what will they do to it, exactly?
First the economy commits suicide and now my sense of humor is attacked by this Pink Panther 2 poster. Sure, it's just Steve Martin wearing a hat, poking his head out of a hole. But I just keep imaginging that down there in that hole are the 12 kids from Cheaper By the Dozen waiting to spring out and steal my 10 dollar movie admission.
Just ask this guy.
You had a nice run, ‘The Godfather II’.
Sell your Acme stock now as a write-off for this year’s taxes.
This film has an appearance by an ageless Paul Rudd and a soundtrack with Radiohead. It’s very blessed.
NICK LACHEY REUNION EPISODE?!?!?!?!?
By the ScreenJunkies Staff Survival movies are inherently badass. When you’re faced with zombies, angry mobs, and the cruel forces of nature, you can either lie down and accept your…
German actress Sibel Kekilli plays Shae on HBO’s “Game of Thrones.”
Impressive microphone holders.
Because crass Indian stereotypes are too funny to only do once every 25 years.
He’ll embarrass the Reilly Family name in all new ways.
The marketing people at Cinco are going to have a heart attack.
Sony announced that Kevin James, who stars in Oscar bait like Paul Blart: Mall Cop, will re-team with Frank Coraci, his director from 2011′s The Zookeeper, for an MMA movie.
Nobody steps on a church in my town.
That fish has a terrible sense of direction.
There is nothing like some good clean family comedy to watch with the kids, and these 10 best family comedy movies will deliver. They will make you laugh without cringing…
The robot uprising is here and it looks awesome. The teaser trailer for Blinky™ (formerly known as Bad Robot) is alternately super-cute and super-creepy.
If you have an irrational fear of little people, this probably isn’t for you.
If the world was a better place, we would just be able to buy anything that we wanted when we wanted. But unfortunately it doesn’t work like that, and…
There is no accounting for taste with some movies. Every year, several films that hit theaters are loaded with bad acting, plot holes and hackneyed dialogue. The funny thing is…
The Adult Swimmers are wisely asking Odenkirk to create a new television show that makes fun of the shitty production values of locally-produced videos. *Inset VCR Tracking Effects*
Robert De Niro wears his sunglasses at night.
They’re not naughty or nice. Just friggin’ bizarre.
Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan are two movie teens that unfortunately cannot even combine enough brain cells together to pass their oral history report. But kidnapping…
Jayma Mays stars as the germaphobic teacher Emma Pillsbury in the new musical/comedy show Glee, but her red locks aren't a stranger to primetime television. Jayma's appeard in House, Heroes, Pushing Daisies, Entourage, and my personal favorite, Six Feet Under, among many others. She's also brought her fiery good looks to the big screen in Red Eye, and, let's forget to mention, Paul Blart: Mall Cop. There, we forgot to mention it. Go back and look for her in all the things we didn't forget to mention. She won't be hard to spot. A word from Jayma: "Oh sh*t! A talking beaver!"Man, there are so many ways we could go with a joke pertaining to the aforementioned quote. And surprisingly enough, most of them are too dirty for this site. We just hope you don't take it out of context, like we've done here, because the last thing we want is to spread the rumor that Jayma has verbal private parts. Oooooooh now we've gone and done it!Check out some pics of Jayma after the jump with zero talking beavers in them!