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‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2′ Trailer Has The Requisite Amount Of Falling Down
Friday, November 14 by

Las Vegas has the best security in the world. Until now.

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The Razzies Mallign Kirk Cameron, And Thus, God
Tuesday, February 24 by

It was hard to narrow the field down to just one winner.

This guy goes to a lot of malls
Vincent D’Onofrio And Chelsea Handler Seen Hanging Out At ‘Mall’
Friday, May 6 by

Featuring product placement from Sbarro?

Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Tuesday, August 12 by

Kevin James stars in a gritty crime drama full of action, romance and important social commentary. Nah, just kidding. It's a slapstick comedy! Paul Blart is shy, chubby mall security guard who has to take on the element of organized crime that has taken over his precious shopping center.

Like this, but different.
Attention Shoppers: ‘Chopping Mall’ Remake In The Works
Monday, November 28 by

Just when you thought it was safe to party in a mall after hours.

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‘The Hunger Games’ Is Logically Doing A Mall Publicity Tour
Thursday, February 23 by

Don’t miss it! Unless you don’t care.

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Tim And Eric Movie To Feature Zach Galifianakis, Will Ferrell, Abandoned Mall
Wednesday, March 2 by

With big stars signed on, Adult Swim’s “Tim & Eric Awesome Show” is planning on taking over the big screen… but what will they do to it, exactly?

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Preview Of ‘Walking Dead’ Hints At Refuge
Tuesday, February 3 by

But they’ll have to walk to get there.

Pink Panther 2 Poster Begs For a Mallet
Monday, September 29 by

First the economy commits suicide and now my sense of humor is attacked by this Pink Panther 2 poster. Sure, it's just Steve Martin wearing a hat, poking his head out of a hole. But I just keep imaginging that down there in that hole are the 12 kids from Cheaper By the Dozen waiting to spring out and steal my 10 dollar movie admission.

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Honest Trailer: The Little Mermaid
Tuesday, November 18 by

It’s been 25 years since Disney took us under the sea. Now, relive the film that saved Disney before Pixar did, The Little Mermaid!

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Grumpy Cat’s A Real B-Word In Trailer For ‘Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever’
Monday, November 3 by

Why do you push people away, Grumpy Cat?

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Ethan Hawke Is A Time-Traveling Cop In Trailer For A Movie That Is Not ‘TimeCop’
Monday, September 29 by

It’s about a time cop but not that time cop. This one might have zombies though.

EUNUCH ORIGIN STORY.
Tywin Lannister Thinks There Will Be A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Movie
Wednesday, November 19 by

I really can’t think of why there WOULDN’T be a ‘Game of Thrones’ movie.

Pretty much how I imagined.
If You Wear Google Glass In A Movie Theater, You’re Gonna Have A Bad Time
Thursday, January 23 by

Just ask this guy.

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“The Sony” Bows To Terror Threats And Cancels ‘The Interview’ Premiere
Wednesday, December 17 by

Pussies.

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There’s More ‘Paul Blart’ Story To Tell
Wednesday, January 8 by

You had a nice run, ‘The Godfather II’.

Who does he hand these out to?
Coyotes Beware, Roadrunners Rejoice, Here’s Every Crappy Acme Gadget
Wednesday, December 19 by

Sell your Acme stock now as a write-off for this year’s taxes.

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The Film Cult Presents: Office Space
Friday, February 6 by

If I’m totally honest, I didn’t love this movie the first four times I saw Office SPace. Yes, that’s right, four times. Friends showed it to me, then my brother,…

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66 Mind-Shartingly Amazing Tim & Eric GIFs
Thursday, March 1 by

Warning: Watch too long and your mind may shart.

This picture alone is enough to fill my Jessica Simpson quota for the next decade.
Jessica Simpson And ‘Paul Blart’ Writer To Team Up For Televised Meeting Of The Minds On NBC
Tuesday, January 15 by

NICK LACHEY REUNION EPISODE?!?!?!?!?

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Sibel Kekilli
Monday, June 20 by

German actress Sibel Kekilli plays Shae on HBO’s “Game of Thrones.”

For all the virgins out there that can't even drive.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Clueless’
Tuesday, June 3 by

This film has an appearance by an ageless Paul Rudd and a soundtrack with Radiohead. It’s very blessed.

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‘Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’ Clip
Monday, January 23 by

Impressive microphone holders.

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The 10 Best Holiday Movies of All Time
Friday, November 21 by

Ten holiday movies that will put even the scroogiest of grinches in the holiday spirit.

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‘Short Circuit’ Reboot To Fall Under The Mindful Eye Of The ‘Alvin And The Chipmunks’ Director
Thursday, August 4 by

Because crass Indian stereotypes are too funny to only do once every 25 years.

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The 10 Most Badass Survival Films Ever
Monday, July 7 by

By the ScreenJunkies Staff Survival movies are inherently badass. When you’re faced with zombies, angry mobs, and the cruel forces of nature, you can either lie down and accept your…

Mother of God, I'll never get used to that beard-less visage.
Kevin Smith Is Going To Do ‘Clerks 2′, Even Though He Admits ‘Nobody’s Clamoring’ For It
Monday, March 16 by

Has anyone ever actually “clamored” for a Kevin Smith film?

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John C. Reilly On ‘Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie': No Steve Brule For You!!
Thursday, June 16 by

He’ll embarrass the Reilly Family name in all new ways.

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‘Paul Blart’ Farts, Does Martial Arts For ‘Click’ Director
Monday, January 10 by

Sony announced that Kevin James, who stars in Oscar bait like Paul Blart: Mall Cop, will re-team with Frank Coraci, his director from 2011’s The Zookeeper, for an MMA movie.

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Great Job! Audience Walks Out Of ‘Tim and Eric’ Sundance Screening
Thursday, January 26 by

The marketing people at Cinco are going to have a heart attack.