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The Masterworks Of David Hasselhoff

There’s nothing he hasn’t done because there’s literally nothing he won’t do.

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Haunting.

Someone Finally Made A ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Tribute Featuring Lots Of Sausages

Thursday, May 31 by

Going from Tom Hardy to a sausage is pretty much a lateral move anyway.

Yes, yes, Adam. We see you. Please just...put your hand down.

Will Ferrell’s ‘Three Mississippi’ Loses A Wahlberg, Gains A Sandler

Thursday, May 31 by

OH GOOD, ADAM SANDLER!

'Grudge Match' is basically this, but 15 years later and sans shirts.

DeNiro And Stallone To Mumble At Each Other In ‘Grudge Match’

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The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.

In the video you can see Hoda readying the cyanide tablet out of the hollow tooth the producers implanted.

Kathie Lee Asks Martin Short How His Dead Wife Is Doing

Wednesday, May 30 by

“Good, not great,” is how I would have responded.

No one said mentors had to shower regularly or not be junkies.

Get Your Life In Order With These 6 Movie Mentors

Wednesday, May 30 by

If they were around, maybe I wouldn’t be such a terrible person.

Simpler times, I guess. Also: Shit, Sawyer's handsome!

Dominic Monaghan Doesn’t Hang Out With Matthew Fox Because Of His Alleged Woman-Beating

Wednesday, May 30 by

In case that headline isn’t clear, Matthew Fox (allegedly) beats the women, while Dominic finds the act unsavory.

If there was a category for "Worst Theme Song," I think they wouldn't even need to mail it. They'd just be given the award.

‘Family Guy’ Emmy Mailer Requests The Help Of ‘Brentwood Jews’

Wednesday, May 30 by

Click the link to see the image. It’s worth it. We wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this, anyway.

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Brace Yourselves For ‘Tetris: The Movie’

Tuesday, May 29 by

Well, everyone knows Battleship died at the box office. What this trailer presupposes is… maybe it didn’t.

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Quentin Tarantino Cowboys Up In ‘Django Unchained’ Stills

Tuesday, May 29 by

Tarantino only did this movie for the chance to dress like Robert Rodriguez.

ALF was the Sacha Baron Cohen of the late 1980's.

‘ALF’ Movie Being Pitched, A Nation Inches Towards The Edge Of Its Seat

Tuesday, May 29 by

Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)

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Curt Connors Masturbates At Work In New ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer

Tuesday, May 29 by

All those hours alone in the lab…

Heavy is the head that wears the porkpie.

Walter White’s 7 Most Underhanded Moments

Tuesday, May 29 by

Heavy is the head that wears the porkpie.

Hugh Jackman: If you wanna bang heads with him, he can show you what it's like.

Glenn Danzig Was Asked To Play Wolverine. Also: Awesome.

Friday, May 25 by

If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.

No, not this billionaire.

This Billionaire Wants To Produce A Sequel To ‘In The Army Now’ For Some Reason

Friday, May 25 by

Andy Dick not only possesses box-office draw, but also the hearts and minds of America.

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Take It Sleazy With These 50 ‘Workaholics’ GIFs

Friday, May 25 by

You can smell the obesity.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

5 Movies About Maids That Know Too Much

Let's be honest: We've all had a crush on a maid at some point in our lives. Maybe it hasn't been obvious at first but there is something innately sexy...

6 Art Documentaries You Don’t Have To Be Pretentious To Watch

For those of you who are sick of being told that anything slapped onto a canvas is art, check out these 6 art documentaries you don't have to be pretentious...

5 Terrifying TV Aliens

Many people believe that extraterrestrial life is out there. If it is anything like we see on TV, contacting those extraterrestrials might not be a wise idea. Dozens of TV...

The Dark Knight Rises: 5 Actors Who Played Batman

Ever since his introduction on the pages of DC Comics, Batman has risen to become the world's vigilante superhero. The Caped Crusader has no special powers to set him apart...

The 7 Most Frightening Movie Gangs

Gangs in movies can range from the campy, finger-snapping kind to the genuinely terrifying. Today we're here to examine those gangs toward the latter end of the spectrum. They're vicious,...

The Theifs Code: 9 Of The Best Movie Bank Robbers

6 Boy Scout Movies That Every Man Should See

    Movies about scouting are not as popular as several other movie themes for young people. However, there are several movies that either feature scouting or use boy scouts...

5 Riot Movies Based on Real Life

    When a protest or an event takes an ugly turn and becomes violent, a riot may ensue. These events are often started by protesters who believe they have...

6 Fire Fighter Movies That Will Explain Why They Get All The Women

    Many of us like to imagine ourselves in pressure-filled, life-saving situations. We want to believe we would act with intelligence, courage and quickness in a pressure situation that...

6 Midlife Crisis Movies Every Man Should Watch

  A mid-life crisis is not just something psychiatrists and psychologists talk about. It is a real-life event that can hit any man as he reaches middle age. Many times,...

7 Movie Taxi Drivers Who Were more Helpful Than They Should Have Been

There is something innately lovable about those lucky souls who become taxi drivers. Yes, most of them smell and look to take the longest journey possible to take as much...

7 Movies About Ghandi You Can Be Inspired By

The 5 Craziest Myths About JK Rowling

JK Rowling has enjoyed more fame and fortune than practically any other author can hope to enjoy in a lifetime. Rowling also holds the distinction of accumulating a set of...

6 Psychological Thrillers That Will Keep You Up At Night

Scary movies are not born of unstoppable killers chopping down teenagers like trees. Truly frightening stories are crafted with strong characters, an original plot and an atmosphere that breeds suspense...

6 Movie Orphans Who Just Wanted A Family

Being an orphan might seem like fun. No one to tell you not to eat candy for breakfast, unlimited reign to stay up as late as you want, the freedom...

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