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9 Things George Lucas Denies Besides Han Shooting First

HAN SHOT FIRST!

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Archer And Friends Have To Get Rid Of Yet Another Dead Body In New Clip

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Don’t forget to take a picture.

This man is a liar.

George Lucas Insists Greedo Always Shot First In ‘Star Wars’, You Just Didn’t Notice It

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This whole time you thought that Han Solo shot first at bounty hunter Greedo at the cantina, but really, it was your only bloodlust that led you to that conclusion,…

The BAFTA's actual awards have the distinction of being the most terrifying.

Why Do We (Or Don’t We) Care About The BAFTAs?

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Everything you wanted to know about the BAFTAs but were too smart to ask.

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‘At Water’s Edge’ (Dabney Coleman Erotic Fan Fiction – Chapter 19)

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My adventure with Dabney comes to an end. Or does it?

The enemy of my enemy is my pyschoitic friend!

Good News: Madonna’s Violent Stalker Has Escaped

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Chalk one up for the violently insane!

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What A Charming Disaster Film: ‘Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World’ Trailer

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Most importantly, Gillian Jacobs makes out with Keira Knightley.

Links Away: Cloudy with a Chance of Remake

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I'll be the first one to admit, Colonel Sanders has a pretty good track record. He doesn't make this list easy.

Worst Of The Best: The 5 Worst Films Scored By John Williams

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Wow. John Williams doesn’t have many missteps.

He would start by tripling his bandana budget line item.

If He Was Gay, Hulk Hogan Would “Celebrate It,” Just So You Know

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And I would like to witness that celebration.

They might want to reconsider their organizational structure.

7 Surprisingly Insensitive Political Ads

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Because you don’t want to spend all day being sensitive to people, do you?

Teach 'em how to Dougie, Gene.

Get Your Hopes Up, A ‘Wet Hot American Summer’ Sequel Is ‘Yes, Absolutely 100%’ Getting Made

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Chris Meloni returns as Gene, the shell-shocked Vietnam vet or GTFO.

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She needed the money.

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Shame, shame, shame.

Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.

Hooray For Hollywood: Throwing A Football On An L.A. County Beach Could Cost You $1,000

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Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.

Links Away: Herzog And His Chickens

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Somewhere between the second and fifth time your workplace has Taco Thursday, you’ll need to regain your love of working there, hopefully by watching four shows like “The Office” that...

5 Canadian TV shows That Are Almost Like American Ones

  There's a subtle difference in American culture and Canadian culture. Actually, in some cases the differences are quite significant. Those differences are reflected in the television shows that are...

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Everyone enjoys a nice meal out. Food, companionship, peace, quiet, some more food, arguing about tips-it's a small slice of paradise on Earth. Unfortunately not all meals in a restaurant...

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7 Movies Better Than The Books They Were Based On

You've heard it time and time again, right? "The book was better than the movie." Those literary types like to talk about how much more engrossing a book is than...

7 Mind Blowing Space Scenes From Movies

Space movies have always been a favorite of filmmakers and storytellers because, when it really comes down to it, films explore places we can't go ourselves. Considering they just shut...

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