11 Crazy Local News Moments

Colbert Undergoes Intense Vetting Process

Stephen undergoes an intense vetting interview where he explains his days as a gun toting, rail snorting, high-class prostitute. He does it all for America. More...

Christina Ricci To Star As Yellow Crayon

Me, In Kindergarten: “I LOVE the color yellow.” Girl sitting next to me: “Yeah, well why don’t you marry it?” Me: “Listen, I know we’re both young but we’re smart enough to understand that it’s legally and much less physically implausible to marry a color.” Girl sitting next to me: “Shut up, you’re stupid.” 23 years l More...

New Spirt Trailer Has Extra Christmas ROCK

Nothing says Holiday Season like FIGHTING CRIME.  Nothing. Chances are very good that I'll be "reviewing" this one as an excuse to get out of family obligations sometime around December 25th at Noon at the Silverado 16 theater in San Antonio, TX. More...

Ridley Scott Talks Blood Meridian

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I went to a screening of The Wrestler yesterday. The review is coming up. In short, it basically bodyslams every other movie, ever.  Another one that I’m anticipating is Ridley Scott’s interpretation of Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian. It’s either going to be amazing or terrible. But either way it's going to be bloody.  More...

Severed Horse Head Pillow For XMAS

 

Holiday season is upon us again and what better way to say "Merry Christmas" to your grandma than by giving her a gift she can't refuse!  She'll be filled with joy as she clenches for her heart medication. Click for more! More...

Che (Guerilla) Trailer

We finally have a trailer for Che that is not in Spanish and VHF Telemundo quality. I was a big fan of The Motorcycle Diaries. Im no commie or nuthin’ but Che led a pretty interesting life.  And Benico is basically the best casting decision in a movie for a while. More...

Sam Kinison Biopic Finds Home At HBO

Brother Sam: The Short, Spectacular Life of Sam Kinison is one that we can get excited by. Why? Because the script was written by Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini, the writer-directors of American Splendor, the stellar movie that really put Paul Giamatti on the map. More...

A Fanboy Rants: Why Star Trek Will Be Amazing

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So now that Abrams and company have finally seen it fit to bestow upon the world the long-awaited Star Trek trailer, we already have complaints sprouting up like little weeds all around the web. More...

Rose McGowan Is Red Sonja

Robert Rodriguez is producing Red Sonja and Rose McGowan is going to play the lead. Wait, why is Rose McGowan playing Red Sonja? Oh right, her boyfriend is producing the movie. It’s way easier to land a role if you’re already nailing the person in charge of casting. More...

Monday Mashup: The Incredibles of Solace

The Incredibles was the first Pixar movie I saw. It's still in my top 20. More...