10 Best Boxes from Movies and TV

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Here are today's links:

_{Dive Bar Bingo (HolyTaco)}

_{Soccer Bully Elizabeth Lambert Suspended Indefinitely (TotalProSports)}

_{Kristy, the Hottest Girl on Facebook? (TheChive)}

_{Jessica Alba Gettin' Belted (FilmDrunk)}

_{The Rain Storm Choir (SuperTremendous)}

_{One-Flick Wonders (Pajiba)}

_{Pictures of Marisa Miller From Her Blog (CelebJihad)}

_{Top 10 Superhero Movies of All Time (Unreality)}

_{Robot Hands Are the Wave of the Future (Asylum)}

_{Where in the World is Jenn Brown? (BustedCoverage)}

_{Flowchart: Should I Buy Her a Drink? (RegretfulMorning)}

_{How to Make Perfect Playlists (MadeMan)}

_{Townley Gets Childress Nationwide Ride (AllLeftTurns)}

_{Brutal Punch Combo Ends High School Fight (NothingToxic)}

_{Milk Men - Mad Men Parody (Atom)}

The first poster for Joe Johnston's The Wolfman arrived online today. The production has had its fair share of problems and as much as I hate to jump on the hater bandwagon, I've got to say, I'm really just not that impressed with the makeup effects. Seems too low-fi.

RELATED JUNK: Middle Aged Wolf

This weekend, Mad Men wraps it up and Taylor Swift hosts SNL. Kenan, get to work on your Fat Kanye.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC

J.J. Abrams is getting back in the saddle to direct the pilot for his television project Undercovers over at NBC. Not since the jaw dropping pilot for LOST has Abrams taken a seat behind a camera that's in front of a set constructed specifically for a small screen airing. 

The top brass is being very ellusive on the plot of the show, only saying that it's a mix between Mr. & Mrs. Smith and The Bourne Identity. Hmmmm, two spy movies? When you take two things that are pretty much the same thing it's not really a mix. That's like blending katsup and marinara, cutting it with tap water and calling it reimagined buttered noodles topping. Or in my household: dinner.   

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In the past, we've told you all about Mystery Team. The sketch group that created the indie, Derrick Comedy (Community's Donald Glover, DC Pierson, and Dominic Dierkes), is back with a new short entitled, "Boy Band." Give it a watch. You'll never look at your dad's friends the same way again.

Derrick Comedy Boy Band Short - Watch more Funny Videos

And if you've yet to see Mystery Team, you need to DEMAND it comes to your town. Find out how after the jump.

If you can't tell by the deliberately well-lit and posed photo above, Evelina Oboza is amodel with minor film and television credits. She played "Hot Blond" in Scrubs, more perfect casting I cannot imagine, and now she's starring in The Box, probably as a hot blond without the blatant title.  

A word from Evelina: "I like horses."

She didn't really say that, but based on the pics after the jump I totally believe it's something she would say.

Watch the sexy farmhand do her thing!

Twilight hottie Ashley Greene has signed on to star in The Apparition. In the supernatural thriller, Greene portrays one half of a young couple who are terrorized by an evil spirit that is unleashed after a college experiment goes awry. Typically college experimentation means turning ordinary household items into bongs and a little girl-on-girl so it should be interesting to see how either of those activities conjures a ghost.

The film will be produced under Joel Silver's Dark Castle banner and is said to be based on real events. Now, is this based on true events in the bullpoop way that Milla Jovovich's The Fourth Kind is allegedly a true story? Or is it true like the time I once ate 74 King Crab legs in one sitting? Nobody believed I could do it but I proved the skeptics wrong. The truth is out there. (Empire)

Paranormal Goat - Watch more Funny Videos 

Here's a new ad for The Men Who Stare At Goats that gets the goat of Paranormal Activity. See what I did there? I feel sorry for the clean up crew in that theater. We see the goats covering their eyes to shield themselves from The Clooney, but chances are they're simultaneously crapping their goat britches.

Stare at this links and see if they stare back...

_{25 Girls Playing Football in Their Underwear (HolyTaco)}

_{Greatest Pee Wee Football Trick Play Ever (TotalProSports)}

_{Ferrari Theme Park in Dubai (TheChive)}

_{2012 + Raising Arizona = Awesome (FilmDrunk)}

_{15 Tastiest Foods on a Stick (SuperTremendous)}

_{Redford Gets His John Wilkes Booth (Pajiba)}

_{Kristen Stewart is a Lesbian (CelebJihad)}

_{I Miss Gene Hackman (Unreality)}

_{10 Things Not to Say to a Female Poker Player (Asylum)}

_{Pedro Martinez Can Go Back to Being Fat (BustedCoverage)}

_{I Heart Japan Doing the Splits (RegretfulMorning)}

_{Marry a Smart Girl, Love Longer (MadeMan)}

_{Texas Crash Videos (AllLeftTurns)}

If you're anything like me you're A.) pants-sh*ttingly attractive and B.) a big fan of Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf-related humor. Despite his questionable basketball skills, there's something about the film and character that perserveres nearly twenty-five years later. But were you ever curious what became of Scott Howard? Was his experience as the Wolf enough to boost his confidence and set him on the path to an exciting life? Or did he end up just another corporate drone stamped down by the drudgery of work? Filmmaker Marc Milstein asked himself the same question and his answer, the second one.

Great work from all the guys in Substitute Scientist: Michael Capes, Marc Milstein, and 
Rene Gube. We look forward to the next installment of Middle Aged Wolf.

A sexy vampire, racist puppets, the Rise Of The Machines, and the Fall of Buddy Lembeck. Tonight!